2 garlic cloves
1 tablespoon minced onion
1 tablespoon butter.
1 teaspoon Mexican oregano
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup bread crumbs
1 pound round steak (sliced 1/4″ to 1/2″ thick)
at least 3 tablespoons olive oil.
2 tablespoons lemon juice
12 ounces queso blanco or mozzarella
4 round rolls with sesame seeds
1/2 cup salsa
Mince garlic. Add garlic, onion, and butter to pan and sauté on medium-high heat for 5 minutes or until onion is tender. Remove garlic and onion. Add garlic, onion, oregano, pepper, and salt to mixing bowl. Stir with whisk until well mixed. Whisk eggs in separate bowl.
Tenderize steaks with kitchen mallet if steaks not already tenderized. Bam! Bam! Coat both sides of steaks in garlic/onion/spice mix. Dip steaks into whisked eggs, then into breadcrumbs, coating both sides. Add olive oil to skillet. Sautée each steak on medium heat for 1.5-to-2 minutes for each side, until breading is crispy and golden brown. Add olive oil as necessary for each steak sautéed. Place steaks on paper towels to drain Sprinkle with lemon juice. Slice lemon and put a slice with each steak.
Peel and pit avocados. Cut avocados into thin slices. Thinly slice onion. Grate cheese. Toast rolls. Place steak Milanesa on bottom half of roll. Top steak Milanesa with 1/4th of the avocado slices, 1/4th of the onion slices, and 1/4th of the grated cheese. Evenly spoon 1/4th of the salsa on top of the cheese. Put the top half of roll on top of everything. Repeat for the other 3 sandwiches.
1) “Cemita sandwich” is an anagram for “Ascetic ham wind.”
2) There is a town in Massachussets called Sandwich. Its police cars have “Sandwich Police” on their doors.
3) Jim Morrison was the lead singer for the band, “The Doors.”
4) The Parisians use baguettes for their sandwiches.
5) The bloody French Revolution was caused, in great part, by the high cost of bread.
6) “Bread” was another great rock band.
7) Rock beat scissors.
8) Ancient Egyptians did not have scissors. They played “Rock, Paper.” As paper beats rock, everyone picked paper. All their games ended in a tie.
9) Tie are a popular gift for Father’s Day.
10) Doris Day was a great actress and singer. She never took her clothes off in any of her movies.
11) Clothes get cleaned in a washer.
12) But often only one sock per pair survives the washing. Where does the missing sock go?
13) I think the socks go to an alternate universe.
14) Socks the Cat was President Bill Clinton’s pet.
15) I met someone who had the job of protecting Socks when President Clinton visited San Diego.
16) But no one protects the socks that go into our washing machines. Perhaps our washing machines have obtained consciousness and have learned to hate us, just like computer printers.
17) Printers should be called Marleys because they’re always jammin’.
18) I almost saw Bob Marley’s house when I visited Jamaica.
19) Jamaica’s jerk-chicken dish is wonderful.
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21) I need a sandwich to regain my rosy outlook on life. Ahh.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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