4 garlic cloves
1 large onion
2 pounds yucca or cassava root
1½ pounds potatoes
2 pounds boneless chicken parts
2 teaspoons olive oil (additional ½ tablespoon later)
1 tablespoon cilantro
½ teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon olive oil
4 cups chicken stock
rocker knife or knife with thick blade
Serves 8 bowls and can take up to 2 hours to prepare depending on the battle between you and the yucca root goes.
Mince garlic cloves. Dice onion and tomatoes. Peel yucca and cut it into ½” cubes. (Cutting yucca root is much easier with rocker knife or thick-bladed knife.) Chop potatoes into ½” cubes. Cut chicken into 1″ cubes. Add 2 teaspoons olive oil, cilantro, oregano, salt, and chicken to mixing bowl. Thoroughly coat chicken with herb/salt/olive oil mix. Let marinate for 20 minutes.
While chicken marinates, add ½ tablespoon olive, garlic, and onion to pan. Sauté on medium-high heat for 5 minutes or until onion softens. Add chicken and its herb/salt/olive oil marinade to large soup pot. Cook on medium heat for 10 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink inside. Stir occasionally. (How about “Pink Chicken” as a name for avant garde band?)
Add chicken stock to soup pot. Keep heat on medium. Add potato and yucca to pot, cover, and cook for 45-to-60 minutes or until potato and yucca are tender. Add tomatoes and cook for an additional 5 minutes.
1) Van Halen has a song called, “Panama.” A lot of people thought the words were actually “Padded bra.”
2) Either version makes as much sense in the song.
3) I keep hearing Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders singing, “I’m gonna make you, make you malteds.” I like the idea of a famous singer making me a malted. I do prefer them over milkshakes.
4) Does anyone else hear “Do the hustle” as “Tuna hustle?” How does a tuna hustle?”
5) And of course, Creedence Clearwater Revival tell us, “There’s a bathroom on the right.” That’s nice to know.
6) Okay, okay, tidbits 1) to 5) are a prime example of what happens what I look up fun facts for a country and find nothing exciting except . . .
7) In Panama, the sun rises in the Pacific and sets in the Atlantic.
8) This is because time runs backward in Panama
9) In Panama, the people use American dollars for transaction involving paper currency, but their own home-grown coins, the Balboas for vending machines and buses.
10) Panama’s coins are named after Rocky Balboa the hero of all those Rocky boxing movies.
11) How is it possible that the Balboa coins came before the Rocky movies but are named after the series’ main character? Time runs backward in Panama. Remember tidbit 8)?
12) People in Panama win all the American lotteries, since they know all the winning numbers.
13) But they lose the big jackpots when they exchange all that loot when they buy their lottery tickets. Does this frustrate the Panamanians?
14) Yes it does.
15) Invariably the American lotteries are then won by Americans or by citizens of other nations where time moves forward.
16) Augh! I’ve lost my train of thought.
17) Whew, I’ve got it back. Time gets a bit dicey when passing from a country where time moves forward to Panama where it regresses. Often people crossing the Costa Rica/Panamanian border find themselves in a sort of stasis field where time doesn’t move at all.
18) Which is a boon for parents of surly teenagers. If you have the cash, simply deposit your young know-it-all, whatever, in anyone of the stasis fields dotting the border there and leave him there.
19) Don’t forget to take your child home when he’s old enough to leave home for good.
20) You get up to eight years of clean bedrooms and the teenagers won’t get embarrassed by your ignorance. It’s a win-win situation.
– Chef Paul
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