The very latest fashions from France! And what will the Beau Brummels of the world be wearing? Why, socks about tropical paradise. Socks about large wild animals. Socks about food.
These are socks that proclaim to the fashion world, “I have something to say.” Mais oui, chat-up lines are out, chat-up socks are in.
Above, we see sexy socks from straight from the prestigious La Maison de la Oh La La. Your sweetheart will be saying “Oh La La” after flashing her lusting eyes on this alluring hosiery.
And the excitement keeps coming. Monsieur Fromage of Le Monde Chausette raves, “Mais oui we are living in exciting times. For all history, we’ve shackled the sock wearers to the notion that socks must match. Mais non, we have throne this idea ancienne into the dust bin of sock history. Today, we proudly wear socks that tell, how you say, a story.”
And in the above photos you can see the fulfilment of this daring, visionary dream. Together, the left two socks weave a story of tropical passion and intrigue. The middle two socks lure us into a world of exotic adventure, a romantic safari perhaps? The right socks regale us with culinary masterpieces. Your date will be eating up your two course meal.
Bonne chance, my fashion-following friends.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D., fashionisto
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