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What I Want for Christmas

Posted on May 27, 2023 by pauldelancey

I want one of these for Christmas. It’s easy to drive and park. It gets good gas mileage. It looks sturdy. All I need is to mount two machine guns in front and one on the back and none of the oafs in their RVs or SUVs would give me any guff.

from Express Cars UK

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Angry Man Rants About Insensitivity

Posted on May 24, 2023 by pauldelancey

This happens all to often.

Angry Man #23

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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Where’s Waldo?

Posted on May 20, 2023 by pauldelancey

This is my 800th consecutive blog. Thank you, gentle people, for reading them.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Categories: observations | Tags: apocalyptic, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, Emerson, good food, hunks, Lutheran, murders, Ralph Waldo Emerson, recipes, thriller, Waldo, Where's Waldo | Leave a comment

Angie the Angry Avocado on Dirty Dishes

Posted on May 17, 2023 by pauldelancey

Angie doesn’t suffer slackers gladly.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Categories: Andy the Angry Avocado | Tags: Angie, Angie the Angry Avocado, angry, avocado, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, dirty dishes, hunks, Lutheran, murders, prepare to die, recipes, slackers, thriller | 1 Comment

Misheard Lyrics of Starship

Posted on May 12, 2023 by pauldelancey

I am not alone in mishearing this line.

Unfortunately, I found out the correct version fairly quickly. Sometimes I think these lyrics sound better than Starship’s original “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll.” What say you?

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.