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Modern Day Wise Words – Part Three

And here it is, “Modern Day Wise Words – Part Three.

Unplug the air conditioner before you try to clean it with a metal table knife. – Kathryn Minicozzi
His cornbread ain’t done in the middle. – Mike Allsopp
He ain’t the sharpest pencil in the cup. – Brynne Chandler
In vino veritas, but in taco beatitudo. -Brynne Chandler

Don’t poke the bear unless you’re sure of your honey. – Brynne Chandler
Buy clothes in haste; repent in a leisure suit. – Paul De Lancey
The only time a printer will work without stopping is when you accidentally click on “Print Full Document.” – Paul De Lancey
The journey of 500 miles starts with a single step. However, this still leaves us with a long way to go.” – Anonymous

We’re here, because we’re not all there. – Anonymous
There are two types of people, men and women. – Anonymous

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Modern Day Wise Words – Part Two

On the 19th, I published all sorts of saying and wisdom from my wise readers and Facebook friends. I thought they had neatly encapsulated all the wisdom in the world. I was wrong. It turns out that the world is positively brimming with wisdom it wants to share with us. And here it is, “Modern Day Wise Words – Part Two.”

Don’t let sleeping dogs lie. Wake them up and make them tell the truth. – Amy Gettinger
A watched pot is a helicopter-parented pot. – Amy Gettinger
Two stitches in time save 18. You really can’t stitch time enough. – Paul De Lancey
The highest flag catches the most wind. – Peter Dudley
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Be wary of strangers who don’t wear masks. – Cynthia Bronco
I know I know it but I don’t know how. – 
D Lynn Frazier
Regarding my ma with dementia: every moment is a new day. – D Lynn Frazier
When you come to a fork in the road, take a knife –
Shirley Wetzel
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Shirley, it’s a fork because there is no spoon – Nancy Fairweather
A cookie in each palm is better than a burger in the bush. -Liz Husebye Hartmann
Don’t count your chickens before they’re stashed. – Liz Husebye Hartmann
Hockey sticks make lousy toothpicks. – Liz Husebye Hartmann
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“Shouldn’t you be writing?” – Nancy Fairweather
Never stop learning, never stop growing. – Suz De Mello

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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