Jane the Judgmental Cat

Jane the Judgmental Cat on Dishes

Jane the Judgmental Cat says, “I know I’m beautiful, but if you’re looking at me, you’re not doing dishes. You have a Jenga(tm) tower of dishes in your sink. Put away the clean dishes from the dish washer, put the dirty dishes in the dish washer, and start the cleaning cycle, If you dont,  I’ll scratch you.”

Jane the Judgmental Cat #3, Do your dishes

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Jane the Judgmental Cat: Laundry

Jane the Judgmental Cat says, “I know I’m beautiful, but if you’re looking at me, you’re not doing laundry. You have a Mount Everest of laundry in your closet. Fill the washer. Move your washed clothes to the dryer or I’ll biff you.”

Jane

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Jane the Judgmental Cat: Why Aren’t You Working?

Jane the Judgmental Cat says, “I know I’m beautiful, but if you’re looking at me, you’re not working. Why aren’t you working? Get back to work.”

Jane

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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