how to use

How To Use #4, Clothes Washer, The First Steps

Dear readers,

Today, you’ll learn the first steps on how to use your clothes washer.

Many of you know how to wash clothes. Hurrah! Good for you. However, many of you afraid to even try. The biggest fear when learning how to use a new-fangled appliance, or anything really, is how to start.

1) Identify you clothes. Possibly they look like these.

2)  Put your clothes in a basket. One you become a pro at this, you can sort your clothes into darks and lights.

3) Put your dirty garments in the clothes washer, not the dish washer, Oh, no, no, no.

Try these steps and before you know it you’ll be filling washers with the best of us. Please read the forthcoming part two.

And as always, cleanliness is next to godliness.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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How to Use, #2, Kitchen Burner

Dear readers,

Today we learn how to use your stove’s burner. You may have an electric one that looks like this.

Here are the two things you must know if you wish to master the art of cooking with a burner.

1) Turn it on. Your burner won’t cook anything unless you turn it on. No matter how patient you are.

2)  Turn it off when you’re done. You don’t want any ouchies on your hands.

Try it! And as always, bon appetit.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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