This riles Angie.
Angry avocado #5
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Come dine at Robert’s River Restaurant, the only restaurant that travels to you!
Next year, not so far away, it will be traveling down the Mississippi River.
Check ww.RobertsRiverRestaurant/MississippiRiverTour2024.com for schedule and updates.
Robert’s River Restaurant
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I feel this way.
Introverts’ Creed
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Yoga Instructor #9
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who might end up at odds with some of the family. I have been there.
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who cannot be with all of their family. I have been there.
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who are alone. I have been there. (It’s really hard to find a restaurant that’s open today. Once, I got take away pizza.)
I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those whose efforts today are not appreciated. I have been there.
To all you people, I give you a cyber hug. You can’t feel it, but it’s there.
And now, let me wish you Happy Thanksgiving with something from Norman Rockwell.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Stir occasionally. Cover fry breads with an equal amount of this mixture. Top each covered fry breads with equals amounts of avocado, cheddar cheese, lettuce, sour cream, and 1 cup diced tomatoes.– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The superb Selena Gomez had a big hit with great song “Good for you.”
The true lyrics include:
“I’m on my 14 carats
I’m 14 carat
Doing it up like Midas,”
I, however, heard:
“I’m on my farting carrots
I’m farting carrot
Doing it up, like my ass.”
Ms. Gomez certainly seemed to be rather earthy. She also showed herself to be rather proud of her stupendous, carrot-spawned, public farts.
Okay. Then given the exciting, alternative lyrics, the rest of the song seem to continue this rather curious vein. Oh well, each to her own taste.
But hey, I’m not too proud to admit I misheard the lyrics. Can you tell I use subtitles when I watch TV?
Misheard lyrics #15
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Face it, society puts a lot of pressure on us to look thin. Many of us are overweight, including me. How do we get thinner? By exercising and dieting.
But those options are hard, take a lot of time to see results, and frankly, not fun at all. If only there were a way to become thinner without any effort at all.
Now, there is such a way.
We only have to face the correct way from the moon and our stomachs will flatten.
IT’S THAT EASY!!!!!!!!
You may skip the following scientific explanation if you’re absolutely gung ho to go outside* and flatten your stomach
* * = You don’t even have to do this to thin your stomach. The moon’s gravitational field works everywhere you go. IT’S AMAZING!!
Anyway, the moon’s gravitational pull produces a tidal force. This force makes Earth’s oceans bulge out on the sides closest and farthest to the moon. These ocean bulges are high tides. (You learn something every day.) Basically, the moon makes the Earth get fatter.
Science
So, how does this help our big bellies?
Face away FROM the moon* at night
AND
Face in the SAME direction as the moon in the day time.
IT’S THAT SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!
Do this all the time and people will be throwing themselves at your magnificent body, you Greek god/goddess you.
* = Admittedly, the moon is often easier to see at night.
And look!!! The man on the left is facing the incorrect way. The SAME man on the right, however, is facing the correct way.
See?
PROOF YOU CANNOT DENY!!!!!
WATCH THE MOON AND GET THIN!!!!!!!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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