Angie Avocado #8
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Yoga instructor #15
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Today was a tough day, full of stress. Despite your best intentions, many more things went wrong than right. Your muscles have knotted up something fierce. You ache all over. You want company, but only if it’s quiet. And after your masseuse puts things right, you’ll be hungry. And you’ll yearn for lemon piccata fish. As who would not?
‘You need to see a spa message with a fish next to a head.
You need to see #42
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I came up with the following law after many, many mano-a-mano bouts with formatting software.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The following is especially true in cooking, or so a friend told me.
Life Tip and Trick #1
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
All it did was work all the time
Well they are. Somehow, a while back, they achieved consciousness and developed an instant and ferocious hatred of us.
Today’s onslaught of printer malevolence: Taking one hour to print one page.
Time to bring back the 1941 Royal typewriter.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
My quarterback stunt double
I went to physical therapy today to get the muscles in my lower back and legs stretched. Indeed, I am making progress despite spectacular fall in the kitchen last night.
My tight muscles, tendons, thingies are, no doubt, I did not start as quarterback for ANY NFL team last weekend. And my prospects for playing this weekend are fading rapidly.
But I shall perservere. Soon you will, Paul “TD Man” De Lancey leading a lucky team to the Super Bowl. Go, Paul, go!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The play, You’re a Big Man, Charlie Brown sold out so many performaces in 1967. It did so well that my fifth-grade teacher felt inspired to produce the play for Santa Anita Elementary. There were two shows. Each show had a completely different cast. The teacher, Mr. Schneider, cast me for the role of Snoopy.
Playing Snoopy required the actor to sing and dance.
1) I could not sing. I still cannot sing. I am tone deaf, well mostly.
2) I could not dance. I still have enormous problems moving my feet in time to the beat.
3) However, I could memorize lines and could be counted on to deliver them in front of an audience of parents and school kids.
But that was enough then to garner the coveted role of Snoopy.
Since, musical parts have been distressingly few and far between.
Life is hard. I flamed out early.
Even so, I still get dreams where I find myself on stage without ever being given my lines.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Using the oven can be daunting, if not downright terrifying.
“The oven is so confusing, ” I hear you say. “Won’t someone please tell us how to use it?”
I’m glad you asked. Yes, indeed the oven can be intimidating with all those dials.
However, you’ll bake an excellent dish everytime if follow these basic steps.
1) Preheat the oven.
2) Put the food to be baked in the oven. (This is a critical step or so a friend told me.)
3) Take the food out. (Also important, unless of course, you’re trying to make charcoal and black smoke.)
There you have it, you chef, you.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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