Posts Tagged With: Comic Chef

Yoga Instructor Reflects on Massage Therapy

Sometimes Yoga Instructor says things that are so close to what I believe, that I could have written them.

Yoga Instructor #3

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I accidentally copied in my Wordle results for today. It looks kinda neat and, for all I know, Yoga Instructor likes Wordle. So, it’s staying.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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Archer Woman on How to Behave

Archer Woman has boiled down all the rules for model behavior to just one.

Archer Woman #5

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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Lemon Sherbet From Azerbaijan

Azerbaijani Dessert

LEMON SHERBET

INGREDIENTS

Β½ teaspoon saffron threads
Β½ cup water
2 lemons*
5Β½ cups water
ΒΌ teaspoon coriander seeds
ΒΌ cup sugar
crushed ice

* = There are only a few ingredients in this recipe, so their freshness is important. However, if you don’t have a juicer or a zester, substitute 2 tablespoon lemon zest and ΒΌ cup lemon juice for the 2 lemons.

SPECIAL UTENSILS

zester*
juicer*

Makes 6Β½ cups, enough for a party. Takes 4 hours 30 minutes.

PREPARATION

Add saffron threads and Β½ cup water to small bowl. Cover and let aside. Remove zest from lemons with zester. Keep the main part of the lemons. Boil 5Β½ cups water. Add boiled water, lemon zest , and coriander seeds to large mixing bowl. Let steep for 4 hours.

Strain the lemon zest/water into jug or other container. Extract the lemon juice with juicer. Add lemon juice and sugar to pitcher. Mix with long spoon until sugar dissolves. Strain saffron infusion. Add saffron infusion. Stir until well blended. Keep this sherbet liquid in refrigerator until completely cooled. Fill short glass with crushed ice. Pour sherbet liquid over crushed ice. Be happy. You now have a nice, cooling glass of lemon sherbet.

TIDBITS

1) If you were to attach the end of a screwdriver to the bottom of your glass of Lemon Sherbet, you could screw your glass into the dining room table. This would accomplish three useful things. First, it would be impossible to knock over your Sherbet, or any other drink for that matter, with your elbow. Second, even an severe earthquake couldn’t spill your cooling beverage spill. Of course, that would be bad if you were depending solely on your screwed-down beverage for your early warning earthquake detection system. Third, you could ask your guests to lift your screwed-down drink. Of course they won’t be able to do so. You then unscrew and lift it easily. Your guests will think you’re Thor. Wouldn’t that be cool?

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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I Can Buy Entire Countries

I don’t have to watch my budget any more. According to my retirement account, the value of my Google shares has increased by

530,599,900.00%

I shall now buy up entire countries.

Not to worry, this newfound, and frankly unexpected, wealth shall not change me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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Archer Woman on Unsolicited Advice

Archer woman gets cross and readies her bow whenever someone gives unasked advice to someone who’s suffering. She knows the poor soul: has heard this advice before, knows the cure isn’t true, has tried what you said and saw no improvement,Β  or just plain gets distressed when her suffering gets brought up. In short, do as Archer Woman says.

 

Archer Woman #4

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

 

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One Does Not Simply Find

 

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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One Does Not Simply Make

Making English mincemeat pies to my satisfaction was a challenge for me. I succeeded eventually. Eventually.

One Does Not Simply #2

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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Busy Day

I didn’t have time to write a usual blog as I was busy doing medical stuff and paying Number Two Son’s tuition.

Back to normal tomorrow.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

 

 

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Shorba Frik Soup From Tunisia

Tunisian Soup

SHORBA FRIK

INGREDIENTS

1 pound boneless chicken parts
1 celery stalk
1 garlic clove
1 medium onion
2 tomatoes
3Β½ tablespoons olive or vegetable oil
1 tablespoon paprika
ΒΌ teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon ras el hanout* spice mix
1 teaspoon salt
ΒΌ cup tomato paste
β…“ cup canned chickpeas, drained
ΒΎ cup cracked freekeh*, semolina flour, or spelt flour
3 tablespoons fresh cilantro

* = can be found online or at Middle-Eastern grocery stores.

Serves 8. Takes 1 hour 40 minutes.

PREPARATION

Cut chicken into Β½” cubes. Dice celery, cilantro, garlic, onion, and tomatoes. Add olive oil, garlic, onion, paprika, pepper, ras el hanout, salt, and tomato paste to large pot. SautΓ© at medium heat for 4 minutes or until mixture becomes fragrant. Stir frequently.

Add chicken cubes. SautΓ© at medium heat for 5 minutes or until chicken cubes turn white on all sides. Add enough water 4 cups or until soup reaches your desired thickness. Add celery, chickpeas, freekeh, and tomato. Reduce heat to low and simmer for 1 hour or until chicken and freekeh are tender and soup has thickened. Be sure to stir enough to keep freekeh from sticking to the bottom. Dice cilantro. Garnish with cilantro.

TIDBITS

1) Culinary climatologists assert that the Roman Empire of 138 AD suffered through continual blizzards and freezing rains. AD. Indeed, all salads froze. Milk in cereal bowls also froze. Cereal would not be eaten again until Mr. Kellogg invented Corn FlakesTM in 1894.

2) Romans began to starve. They knew how to make chicken fricassee, but the poor couldn’t afford entire chickens. They desperately needed a way to stretch the little meat they had. Then the current emperor distributed the recipe for Shorba Frik. Romans now had a way to keep feed themselves. Grateful, anagramists, rearranged the letters in the life-saving Shorba Frik to give their adored emperor the new name Antonius Pius. Now you know.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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Research Helps Us Be Informed

 

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook,Β Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel,Β Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available onΒ amazon.com.

 

 

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