I don’t have to watch my budget any more. According to my retirement account, the value of my Google shares has increased by
530,599,900.00%
I shall now buy up entire countries.
Not to worry, this newfound, and frankly unexpected, wealth shall not change me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
If you have a castle in Ireland or Scotland you don’t particularly want… I would be happy to look after it for you. Just in case.
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Consider it done.
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