I Can Buy Entire Countries

I don’t have to watch my budget any more. According to my retirement account, the value of my Google shares has increased by

530,599,900.00%

I shall now buy up entire countries.

Not to worry, this newfound, and frankly unexpected, wealth shall not change me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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2 thoughts on “I Can Buy Entire Countries

  1. Maria Kuroshchepova

    If you have a castle in Ireland or Scotland you don’t particularly want… I would be happy to look after it for you. Just in case.

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