A penguin’s dream
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
For people who need an extra choice in this matter, Archer Woman is here to help.
Archer Woman #10
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The great Bruce Springsteen had a hit with the superb song “Walk of Life.”
Only I didn’t hear it that way. For the longest time I thought he sang, “Do the walk on by.”
That really changes the meaning on the song from muddling through your existence, doing the walk of life, to throwing up your hands at what is going on around you to “Do the walk on by.” Just walk on by your problems, just walk away from them and your responsibilities. Given this interpretation, I rather wondered why so many people loved this song. But I heard wrong. I admit it. I’m sorry Boss.
It just goes to show you how exciting, how outside the box, life can be, when you mishear things.
Anywhere, here are the real lyrics to “Walk of Life.”
“And after all the violence and double-talk
There’s just a song in all the trouble and the strife
You do the walk, yeah, you do the walk of life
Hmm, you do the walk of life.”
Misheard lyrics #13
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Angie the Angry Avocado #4
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it struck me funny.
Looking for lost car keys
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Ever in the mood for some good ol’ rock and roll with the word “little” in the song’s title. Well, wait no longer. Buy Shoestring Records compilation CD, A Little Rock and Rock Sampler. See all the great songs* you’ll get and have a little fun.
1. “A Little Less Conversation” by Elvis Presley
2. “A Little More Jesus” by Erica Campbell
3. “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Queen
4. “Give a Little Love” by The Judds
5. “Just a Little Bit” by Steve Miller
6. “Little Billy” by The Who
7. “Little Birdie” by The Stanley Brothers
8. “Little Bitty Pretty One” by The Jackson 5
9. “Little By Little” by Dusty Springfield
10. “Little By Little” by The Rolling Stones
11. “Little By Little” by Oasis
12. “Little Dark Age” by MGMT
13. “Little Deuce Coupe” by The Beach Boys
14. “Little Devil” by Neil Sedaka
15. “Little Hitler” by Nick Lowe
16. “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac
17. “Little Liza Jane” by Nina Simone
18. “Little Old Lady from Pasadena” by Jan and Dean
19. “Little Sister” by Elvis Presley
20. “Little Things” by ABBA
21. “Little Wing” by Jimi Hendrix
22. “Three Little Indians” by RUN D.M.C.
23. “With a Little Bit of Luck” by Julie Andrews
And, of course, one top hit each from Little Eva, Little Feat, and Little Richard
* = There might be a few mistakes, but they’ll be little ones.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Often enough, I only need a half gallon of milk, four sticks of butter, or a pound of cheese. Sure I could drive to the store, but it hardly seems worthwhile for just a half gallon of milk when the whole process of driving to the supermarket, parking, finding the milk, checking out, leaving the parking lot, and driving home.
If only there were a simple, convenient way to buy a small amount of dairy. Oh wait, there was. We called him the milkman. We place an order on our door step and he’d bring it from the stores of his truck.
Easy peasy.
And quite often the milkman brought other products as well. Here’s what I remember about the milkmen from the various towns of my youth.
Arcadia, California: The milk truck brought milk and I believe butter.
Earlwood, Australia: The milk truck brought milk and I believe butter and eggs.
Voorburg, Netherlands: The milk truck carried: milk, eggs, cheese, cans of soups, soda, and beer! I believe the milkman also delivered juice and jams.
I want a milkman who will bring all the items his counterpart in the Netherlands did. I want it! I want it!
Going to the store takes too long, cars are driven by nuts, and the stores are far too peoply.
I am willing to pay more for this service than from stores. I worked and saved all my life so I can now afford this service to my door.
Please make this happen. Thank you.
And please also let me know what your milkman delivered? Thanks again.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Awesome entry #26
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Tantrums by various politicians are keeping America from electing a Speaker of the House. America needs a Speaker of the House to move various bills toward legislation. I can do this. At least, I won’t stop it, especially the ones with bipartisan support.
People across America and the world tire of politicos throwing hissy fits on camera. Will I throw a hissy fit on camera? No, I am a confirmed introvert. I shall strive mightly to avoid ever appearing on tv or in print.
What will I do to reduce conflict in the House of Representatives (HORs)? Make midday naptimes mandatory for this august body. Naps in kindergarten prevented the kids from getting overtired and fusing. It will also work in the HORs.
There, what more do you need to know about me?
Oh, and save our bees.
And I like to cook. Would you like a homemade cookie?
Speaker Paul
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Do they really want to always hire a retired, card-carrying introvert whose back hurts after standing on his feet for more than 10 minutes?
Besides:
“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
— Groucho Marx
Uh oh
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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