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Liechtenstein, a tough nut to crack
After much internal debate, I got out of bed, showered, and got dressed. Look at me, all adulty and everything.
Poked around my finances instead of taking to the street and fomenting revolution.
Make an appointment to have my ears looked at.
When shopping at the supermarket. I was planning to make a two course meal.
I decided instead to invade Leichtenstein. It did not got well.
Me: Yo ho, I’m invading your country. I’m going to rule your country.
Border Guard: No you’re not. I’ll stop you.
Me: You and what army?
Border Guard blows whistle. Three burly sorts run up to me.
Border Guard: Me and the Leichtensteinan army.
Me: Aw, man.
Border Guard: Shoo. Shoo.
So, I went home, dejected and tired. I jettisoned plans to make Cilbir (Turkish eggs with yogurt.) and made Powegian Pastrami Pepperoni wraps instead.
I’ve had a couple glasses of chocolate glasses since then and am feeling more upbeat.
I hope you behaved yourselves while I was careening around Europe.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Can’t hear you. My ears are hairy.
Now that I’m getting older
Hair will grow longer in my ears.
I’d rather not have it happen.
Does it help the cause of evolution?
Bread slices evolved o’er the years
To hold PB&J, roast beef,
And chili cheese dogs, too.
But why hair in men’s ears?
At least we now have an excuse.
Sorry, boss. Sorry, dears.
We can’t hear you ‘cuz
There’s hair in our ears.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Is this you?
Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you?
Do you routinely get booted out of libraries?
Are you banned from meditation centers?
Does your spouse wear earplugs around the house?
Do you get shushed in bowling alleys?
Well, you’re too freaking LOUD.
What to do? I’m glad you asked.
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Do it for their ears. Do it now.
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– Ms. Hurd in Washington, D.C.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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