Is this you?
Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you?
Do you routinely get booted out of libraries?
Are you banned from meditation centers?
Does your spouse wear earplugs around the house?
Do you get shushed in bowling alleys?
Well, you’re too freaking LOUD.
What to do? I’m glad you asked.
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Dr. Paul De Lancey
Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days
“My husband and I took Dr. De Lancey’s course, Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days and now we can’t hear each other. Our marriage has never been better. Thank you, Dr. De Lancey.”
– Ms. Hurd in Washington, D.C.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I am laughing so hard right now. My husband has ADHD, AND he loves public speaking, so he is loud basically non-stop. I am autistic and I get loud during moments of great anxiety.
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