Posts Tagged With: cookbook

Food Stain Apparel – The Bold New Look in Clothing

Posted on January 8, 2025 by pauldelancey

How many times has this happened to you? Your prospective bosses scheduled your final job interivew at the gourmet Italian Restaurant, Il Machiavelli, when, oh no, pasta sauce escapes from your fork only to land on your previously whiter than bleached snowy-white shirt. Your hosts look at you aghast. All of a sudden they sport poker faces. You’ve lost that awesome job. Word will get around the hiring world. Far from heading a division at a major corporation, you’ll find yourself doing part-time work at a fast-food restaurant.

But it did not have to be that way. If only there were an business-apparel chain that sold clothing that hides stains.

And now there is. Food Stain Apparel(tm) sells shirts, pants, jackets, bras, you name it, that completely hide all food stains.

Wear an invincible shirt. Wear Food Stain Apparel.

Today’s featured shirt is called Mustard Arriba and is attractively shown below. Sport this shirt wherever you dine. You’ll never fear mustard stains again. Arriba!

You can’t spot the mustard stain. Arriba!

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

Categories: Food Stain Apparel | Tags: apparel, Arriba, bras, Comic Chef, cookbook, food stain, good food, Italian restaurant, job interview, Machiavelli, major corporation, mustard, pasta sauce, poker, white shirt | Leave a comment

Where Do You Keep Your Potatoes?

Posted on January 4, 2025 by pauldelancey

I preserve my potatoes by wrapping them in a paper towel and putting them in a Twinkies(tm) box which sits on top of the refrigerator.

Where do you keep your potatoes?

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Categories: about me | Tags: beneficial, box, Comic Chef, cookbook, good food, hunks, keep, Lutheran, paper towel, potatoes, preserve, refrigerator, thriller, Twinkies | 1 Comment

My New Year’s Resolutions – 2025

Posted on January 1, 2025 by pauldelancey

Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025.

Sigh.

So it’s up to me to improve our world.

I hereby resolve to

1) Not eat mushrooms
2) Not eat lutefisk
3) Not wear pajamas all day long unless quite ill.

Many of you, no doubt, notice that I make these same resolutions and that I keep them, every single one of them. Thank you.

“I’ve never strayed from all I believe.
“I’m blessed with an iron will.
“Had I been made the partner of Eve,
“We’d be in Eden still.”

– Sir Lanceleot, Camelot

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Categories: about me, Achievement Man, De Lancey's Daily Deeds, shouldn't this be standard | Tags: 2025, better themselves, Camelot, cookbook, Eden, Eve, iron will, Lancelot, lutefisk, Lutheran, mushrooms, nature, New Year's, pajamas, resolutions, viruses | Leave a comment

Today’s National Day

Posted on December 20, 2024 by pauldelancey

Today’s National Day is

Large Tortilla Day

Celebrate Mexican Tortilla Cuisine

I am. With these below bad boys. They’re nearly a foot wide. These big tortillas are going to be, no fated from long ago, to be the wrapping for large burritos.

Come celebrate Large Tortilla Day with me. Your taste buds and stomach will thank you.