Stay alive!
Motivational Poster #18
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Deep Thought Man #14
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The adventure that inspired today’s Angry Man rant involved me having to type in an access code that would appear on my phone. Except it never did. I had to talk to customer service for an hour.
Angry Man #29
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Tesla(tm) truck or a door stop?
A door stop doesn’t move in the cold and would prevent a door from opening.
A Tesla(tm) truck doesn’t work in the cold and would keep a door from opening.
They look quite similar. Can you tell them apart?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
January 21, 2024
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I feel Angry Man’s pain.
Angry Man #28
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
It’s been that kind of day.
Angry Man #27
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Metaphor Mel removes financial weeds
Busy, busy day. I’m exhausted.
1) Woke up.
2) Got up. Right away, Go me!
3) Had a glazed doughnut for breakfast.
4) Finances are like flower gardens. They can be beautiful and reassuring. Then if you neglect them, even take your eyes off them for a bit, evil hardy weeds overrun them. So today, I engaged in hours of weed pulling. If that isn’t a metaphor, I don’t know what is.
4) Brokered a cease fire between two peacefully coexisting neighboring nations. It was easier than you might think.
5) Paused and reflected.
6) Went to the bank to turn my CD into a new one paying 4.5%. If left to their own devices banks will roll over your CD into a new one that pays you $3 for every $10,000 you invest with them. How do ever stay in business
7) The woman at the bank got me the CD I wanted with NO hassle AT ALL. She ever told me how to do the next rollover on line. She is a financial goddess!
8) Wondered if any mollusks have pages on Facebook.
9) Looked up recipes for bread pizzas. What a clever way to use up lots of idle bread slices.
10) Made my first and only proper meal of the day: ham and cheese sandwich.
11) Did Wordle in four tries.
12) Watched an episode about Saturn’s moons, part of a travelog on India, and episode about prehistoric Britain.
13) Worked on this blog.
14) Ready for more adventures. Latch hooking is on the horizon.
3b) Oops! I forgot to say that I got dressed. I most certainly did not go into the world undressed. Goodness!
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign:
“Curly fries are friend magnets.”
I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below.
“Curly fries are fried magnets.”
So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On the plus side, I won’t need to take iron supplements. Oh, and people are strangely drawn to me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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