While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign:
“Curly fries are friend magnets.”
I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below.
“Curly fries are fried magnets.”
So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On the plus side, I won’t need to take iron supplements. Oh, and people are strangely drawn to me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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