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Cell phones have certainly enhanced our lives. Or is that they are really death by enhancement? Every day we receive about one butt-dialed call. But, we too have done our share of butt dialing. I have butt dialed someone I’d never called before. How is this even possible?

And we pay anywhere from $400 to $1,000 for a phone that does this. It’s also easy to misplace. Between the sofa cushions is one of the cell phone’s favorite hiding places.

I want a phone that cannot butt dial and is always is incredibly easy to find. I want, no I must have a phone like this.

Oh happy day, the ancients in their wisdom invented such a phone. They called it the rotary phone.

And here it is.

You can also use me to call your misplaced cell phone.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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