Posts Tagged With: Paul R. De Lancey

Lemon Poppy Seed Goat’s Milk Soap

LEMON POPPY SEED GOAT’S MILK SOAP

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INGREDIENTS
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2 pounds goat’s milk soap base
1 teaspoon yellow mica powder
¼ cup isopropyl alcohol
¾ teaspoon lemon essential oil
1 teaspoon poppy seeds (1 teaspoon more later)
1 tablespoon fresh lemon zest (1 more tablespoon later)
1 tablespoon fresh lemon zest
1 teaspoon poppy seeds
isopropyl alcohol
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SPECIAL UTENSILS
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soap mold
spray bottle
microwave
soap slicer (optional)
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Makes 10 bars. 1″ wide. Takes 3 hours 30 minutes.
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PREPARATION
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Cut goat’s milk base into 1″ cubes. Add goat’s milk to large glass measuring cups. Melt base in 30 second intervals. Stir after every time. Add yellow mica and ¼ cup isopropyl alcohol to mixing bowl. Blend. Add yellow mica powder/ isopropyl mix and lemon essential oil. Stir with knife until well blended. Let sit for 6 minutes or until well blended. (This inhibits lemon zest and poppy seeds from settling to the bottom of the soap mold.) Add 1 tablespoon lemon zest and 1 teaspoon poppy seeds. Mix with knife until well blended.
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Rub silicon mold with isopropyl alcohol. Pour melted goat’s milk base to soap mold. Sprinkle goat’s milk base with 1 tablespoon lemon zest and 1 teaspoon poppy seeds. If desired, lightly spray bubbles with isopropyl alcohol to make them disappear.
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Let sit for 3 hours. Use soap slicer to cut soap into slices 1″ wide.
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TIDBITS
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1) Poppy is a girl’s first name.
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2) Many people have Lemon be their last nane.
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3) So, Ms. Poppy Lemon this soap is dedicated to you.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Deep Thought Man Ponders AI

Could this happen?

Deep Thought Man #13

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Bring Back the Old Car Radio

New car music systems have certainly enhanced our lives. Or are they are really death by enhancement? We can use something like Pandora(tm), which is fine as far it goes. You set it up before you leave. Then you listen to your favorite band every other song. You listen to same top three hits from each band. Over and over and over. You start to hate your once favorite bands.

So, with your right hand, you take a CD into the CD slot provided on the dashboard. You don’t even have to take your eyes off the road. Oh wait, cars today don’t have a CD slot.

Okay, adapt and move on. Just turn the tuner knob and find another station, one that’s playing a great song. Or push a button that corresponds to one of your five favorite radio stations. You don’t like the volume. No problem, just turn the volume knob. Oh wait, cars today don’t have knobs and buttons. There’s a screen below the dashboard. It takes a fair amount of seconds navigating menus to get what you want done. Meanwhile, you’ve plowed into a dump truck. The dump truck wins.

If  only someone made car radios with buttons and knobs and even include a CD slot. Oh wait day, the ancients in their wisdom had invented such a way to listen to music.

And here it is.

Bring back #3

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Be Careful What You Ask For

Do they really want to always hire a retired, card-carrying introvert whose back hurts after standing on his feet for more than 10 minutes?

Besides:

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

— Groucho Marx

Uh oh

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Wanda Wunder Wonders About Barbie(tm) Dolls

I saw a photo about an army of 8,000 terra cotta soldiers made many centuries ago in China. I then though of Barbie Dolls. I have too much time on my hands.

Wanda Wunder #33

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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The Looming Revolution

They ran out of banana splits

It’s way too hot to use the oven or stove today. So, as part of my errands I went to the supermarket for ingredients to make banana splits. My family has been looking forward to having them today. Banana splits are heaven.

Then avoidable tragedy struck. I forgot to get hot fudge sauce at the store. I know! The horror! You can’t have a banana split without hot fudge sauce.

I don’t have all the ingredients to make hot fudge sauce. I don’t want to go out to a peoply supermarket a second time. Number One Wife is busy. Number Two Son is studying. He says he’ll bring home some hot fudge when he finishes.

Meanwhile, minute after minute goes by and no banana split. People are getting as tense as when they’re about to stick a knife into one of those cardboard cyclinders of premade cookie dough.

Update: no hot fudge sauce. People get surlier and surlier. The spirit of Marie Antoinette visits me. She’s beside herself. She says, “The continued absence of banana splits prompted the French Revolution.”

And still no hot fudge sauce for the banana splits. I shall be barricading myself in my office soon. Wish me luck.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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Deep Thought Man Ponders Perspective

I’ve pondered this off and on my entire life.

Deep Thought Man #10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Butterfly

Butterflies are beautiful. Just looking at them calms us down. Some say butterflies are our ancestors checking in us, to say they’re are all right and that we should pay attention to beauty in the world whenever we can. So here’s a beautiful butterfly. Enjoy.

You need to see #30

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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Motivating You With Slogans, #1

Life is hard. We bow our head against the fierce wind battering our face. We want to give up.

If only we had a slogan to motivate us.

And here it is:

Motivational Slogan #1

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word, Leveltripping

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
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Leveltrippers
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Awesome entry #8

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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­My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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