There are many wine experts, aka oenologists, who can tell you the right wine goes perfectly with all sorts of gourmet foods, such as filet mignon or sole meuniere. And you’d quite well to follow their advice.
But what wines pairs well with common foods? Like peanut butter for example?
I’m glad you asked. Here is:
WINE PAIRINGS FOR SIMPLE FOLKS
SIMPLE FOOD WINE PAIRING
peanut butter aged ports
strawberry jam tavel
pb&j garnet or combined aged port and tavel
grapefruit mouvreche rose
honey from the jar aged chardonnay
egg white champagne
lemonade chenin blanc
banana sauvignon blanc
bluberry pie blu prefer
house salad combine albarino with blu prefer
rare hamburger tavel. If you desire strawberry jam on your rare hamburger. Tavel’s your friend.
medium-rare burger grenache rose
medium burger mouvreche rose. Medium burger and grapefruit, always a crowd-pleasing combo.
medium-well burger white zinfandel
well-done burger moscato
burned burger cabinet sauvigon with dregs
tacos oh my gosh, everything goes with tacos. But may I suggest a young riesling?
any food turning brown an old garnet
prepared mustard aged ports, like we have with peanut butter. Would certainly go with a pb-mustard sandwich.
hot dog white zinfandel
Well that’s that for now.
Happy eating.
Happy drinking.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.











What I Did While I Was Awake
Swedish meatballs
1) Woke up. I inhaled and exhaled. Repeated.
2) Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head.
3) Shuffled off to the kitchen.
4) Made egg nog. Mixed breadcrumbs with milk. Put both in fridge. Go me.
5) Cleaned the kitchen.
6) Spelled kitchen correctly
7) Stopped a range war.
8) Stopped a microwave war. Geez, people, chill out.
9) Wrapped presents.
10) Pondered the imponderable. Still don’t know how I did that. Just lucky, I guess.
11) Watched Number One Son and Number Two Son play video games for a while. Good to have the both of them home.
12) Decided not to write up a Christmas letter. Didn’t know how to explain why my great-great-great grandfather tried to conquer Europe.
12b) Took a nice relaxing bath. Read from my bath book, Mary’s Land.
13) Number One Son made a salad and helped a bit with making Swedish meatballs.
14) Cleaned the kitchen which had gotten messy again.
15) Ate dinner with the natives.
16) Contemplated Kepler’s Law of Planetary Motion.
17) Number One Son made reservations for us for Tuesday at a cat cafe.
18) Wrote this blog.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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