At first, I thought the following sign said “All-day consciousness.” Some days, I’d like that. Other times, not so much. The picture below is at odds with my rapid, out of the corner of my eye, scan. It kinda changes the message.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
This has been a tough few days for me, full of massive headaches, eternal other pains, and dark forboding. I imagine it’s been the same for much of the country. If only our country could take one pain pill. It would have to be big; we have over 300 million heads. Likewise the size of the glass of the water needed to wash down the pill would have to be huge as well, perhaps the size of the Empire State Building
What can we do to ease our headaches?
By doing something to make us happy, something to make us better people.
Being clean makes us happy. And cleanliness is next to godliness. And who doesn’t desire that?
We get clean by taking showers. But what if we’re unhappy at work? What if we’re sad several times a day? We certainly can’t take twenty showers a day.
So, what can we do? We look at something that’s clean.
We must gaze at something that is as clean as a bean. What is as clean as that?
A BEAN!
You need to see #43
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
An adventure to end all adventures.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Today was a tough day, full of stress. Despite your best intentions, many more things went wrong than right. Your muscles have knotted up something fierce. You ache all over. You want company, but only if it’s quiet. And after your masseuse puts things right, you’ll be hungry. And you’ll yearn for lemon piccata fish. As who would not?
‘You need to see a spa message with a fish next to a head.
You need to see #42
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Today was a tough day, full of stress. Despite your best intentions, many more things went wrong than right. You desperately need to relax. You need to see a setting Sun.
You need to see #41
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Face it, life imposes all sorts of restraints on us. Such as picking up our litter, not running red lights, or shooting someone. Most people are against murder. Just say no. So restraining from killing people is not much of a hardship. But other restrictions such as speed limits where there’s no traffic, or the guff you get nowadays when you want to put two spaces at the end of the sentence, seem harder to bear.
So, why voluntarily impose rules on ourselves?
Why closet your innermosts desires or joys?
Why ride a motorcycle that looks like the traditional motorcycle?
Ride a chopper that says, “This is me, at last this is me. I love it.”
Ride a motorcycle that looks like a grasshopper.
Live large.
You need to see #40
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
We’ve all had moments when we shouldn’t eat chocolate cake; probably when we’re on a diet. Then there are times when we are too sick to eat anything but the blandest foods, or even anything at all. Our ailing bodies simply won’t let us. “There will be consequences,” they warn.
Yet eventually the tyranny of the simplest foods will eventually pass. Eating will get easier, better. Courage, my friends, you’ll soon be devouring tasty, decadent food. And here it is:
You need to see #39
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I took this photo three days ago. Today’s the first day I’ve been able to send them. They’re wonderful. I’d like to see them again in person.
– Paul De Lancey
Life can be hard. Things go wrong. Frequently. It can get to the point where we anticipate some sort of disaster lurking around every corner.
But sometimes around the bend there’s something that will grow our shrivelled hearts.
Like this boy who seems to say, “Look at me, I’ll share my happiness with you.”
You need to see #38
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Life can be hard. Life can be stressful. The world can be way too peoply. We want to chuck our cares away and run free in wide open spaces. But we can’t. But others can, like this momma elephant and her baby elephant in Africa. Go, elephants, go. Run for joy for all of back here. Wee hee!
You need to see #37
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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