politics

Volunteers Needed For Mind-Numbing Work

Posted on July 18, 2012 by pauldelancey

The Bacon & Chocolate Party needs volunteers in all fifty states to gather signatures to put our glorious party on the state ballot. The work is hard. The hours are long. The remuneration is non-existent.

Oh crap, I need a chocolate doughnut.

Bacon & Chocolate: “We’re tasty.”

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

 

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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State Of The Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

Posted on July 16, 2012 by pauldelancey

My wife is going to vote for Bacon-And-Chocolate in November. Our number of committed voters has thus gone up at an infinite rate. Take that, President Obama and Romney. Sources close to me believe that I am going to vote for B&C as well. Join the Bacon-And-Chocolate Stream Roller.

Our lineup so far:

President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Treasury: Andrea Isom
State: Karina De Lancey

The standards are high. You must ask for the position or at least express some transitory interest.

Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose except by defeat.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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State Of The Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

Posted on July 3, 2012 by pauldelancey

Great news! Interest in our Bacon-And-Chocolate Party continues to surge. Bad news. Instead of contributing to our party, people content themselves with eating bacon and chocolate.

Good news, we are almost on the ballot in all fifty states and D.C.. We only fall short of being on the ballots by the merest of margins, the required number of signatures.

Campaign war chest: $0.00. Good news: your campaign contribution will buy so much more influence than the same amount would with the Republican or Democratic party.

Call out for people willing to gather signatures. Hard work will be rewarded out of the campaign war chest.

Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Paul De Lancey Set To Debate Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Posted on June 18, 2012 by pauldelancey

I’m throwing down the gauntlet. On July 5, I will debate my two closest contenders for the presidency. The debate will be at my place in Poway, gem of east San Diego County. Greek egg flower soup, tzatziki sauce with gyros,  la daube Provencale, and doro wat will be the main courses. With Obama and Romney sleepy from the feast the debate will begin. The topic for the first part of the debate will be the role of bacon and chocolate in economic recovery. I should shine in this segment.

The second part of the debate will include lying, cussing, and name calling. I expect to finish a distant third to the professional politicians.

Post-debate refreshments will include root-beer floats-nectar of the gods, vanilla ice-cream malts, and with a touch of impishness to the politicians, Fijian orange fool.

The whole world will be watching.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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The Media Circus AroundThe Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

Posted on June 15, 2012 by pauldelancey

New Hope For America: The Birth Of The Bacon And Chocolate Party …

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May 28, 2012 – You might have missed it if you only watch mainstream media, Fox, or other media, but just a few days ago, Paul De Lancey, a rumor in his own …

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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From The Bacon-And-Chocolate Manifesto

Posted on June 14, 2012 by pauldelancey

‎”Sometimes the lessening of stress upon one’s life by eating something bad overpowers the ill effects of eating the bad food.”

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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I Declare My Candidacy For The President Of The United States

Posted on May 25, 2012 by pauldelancey

Deeply hurt by President Obama’s continued indifference to my repeated requests, via blog and Facebook, to come to my house for dinner, I have decided to run for president as a write-in candidate. This endeavor while surely a long shot, has little chance of success.

I am running on the Bacon & Chocolate ticket. Here is my platform:

1) Subsidized chocolate doughnuts for everyone.

2) Subsidized caffeine for everyone.

There, what could be of more benefit to everyone?

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Presidential Primer

Posted on May 22, 2012 by pauldelancey

The presidential campaign is heating up with PACs and super-PACS throwing untold millions in inflammatory ads. But what is the real story about Romney and Obama? He are some facts really should absorb:

You should considered voting against Romney as:

1) he insulted someone’s doughnuts at her home. These doughnuts were made from a legendary bakery. Double crime.

2) his hair appears appears to be floating above the rest of his face in a newspaper photo.

 

You should consider voting against Obama as:

1) he has never even replied to my many Facebook and blog  invitations to have dinner at my home.

2) he has never replied to my kind offer to do a guest blog.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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