Great news! Interest in our Bacon-And-Chocolate Party continues to surge. Bad news. Instead of contributing to our party, people content themselves with eating bacon and chocolate.
Good news, we are almost on the ballot in all fifty states and D.C.. We only fall short of being on the ballots by the merest of margins, the required number of signatures.
Campaign war chest: $0.00. Good news: your campaign contribution will buy so much more influence than the same amount would with the Republican or Democratic party.
Call out for people willing to gather signatures. Hard work will be rewarded out of the campaign war chest.
Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose.