You might have missed it if you only watch mainstream media, Fox, or other media, but just a few days ago, Paul De Lancey, a rumor in his own time, declared his candidacy for president of the United States. In addition to his ability to construct run-on sentences and post hilarious e-cards on Pinterest, he is a firm defender of every American right to buy chocolate and bacon at fair prices.
Truly, a man of his age. All that’s lacking is a name for his party. Well, here it is:
Bacon and Chocolate.
Surprised you, huh? No, I guess the title gave it away
Anyway, come Election Day in November, please write in:
Bacon and Chocolate
President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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