State Of The Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

My wife is going to vote for Bacon-And-Chocolate in November. Our number of committed voters has thus gone up at an infinite rate. Take that, President Obama and Romney. Sources close to me believe that I am going to vote for B&C as well. Join the Bacon-And-Chocolate Stream Roller.

Our lineup so far:

President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Treasury: Andrea Isom
State: Karina De Lancey

The standards are high. You must ask for the position or at least express some transitory interest.

Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose except by defeat.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on

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