How To Use #4, Clothes Washer, The First Steps

Dear readers,

Today, you’ll learn the first steps on how to use your clothes washer.

Many of you know how to wash clothes. Hurrah! Good for you. However, many of you afraid to even try. The biggest fear when learning how to use a new-fangled appliance, or anything really, is how to start.

1) Identify you clothes. Possibly they look like these.

2)  Put your clothes in a basket. One you become a pro at this, you can sort your clothes into darks and lights.

3) Put your dirty garments in the clothes washer, not the dish washer, Oh, no, no, no.

Try these steps and before you know it you’ll be filling washers with the best of us. Please read the forthcoming part two.

And as always, cleanliness is next to godliness.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

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