I mean every single episode.
Wanda Wunder #41
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
It is now 6:35 pm, August 21, 2024
I hope to use my time machine to publish this post of July 19, 2024
Wish me luck.
Think of all those milk bottles and produce that went bad. Simply go back in time and consume them then.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Was robbed
Rage, rage against the demotion of Pluto from full planetary status to dwarf-planet. Augh! May the demented astronomers who stabbed you in the back have lutefisk to eat for every meal.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
1) Stay inside.
2) Or go outside, if you prefer. I’m not going to be dogmatic or controlling.
3) If you opt for option 2), please use an umbrella or drive with the windows up.
4) Look out the window to see if it’s still raining.
5) If it is, say, “Look, it’s raining.”
6) Wait for people in the room to say, “Yes, sure is.”
7) Binge watch TV.
8) Play Risk(tm).
9) Learn quantum physics. It’s difficult, but it can be done.
10) Take up painting.
11) Take up latch hooking.
12) Contemplate the turning points in Carl La Fong’s life.
13) Conjugate your Portuguese verbs. Don’t let this slide. You’ll never know when you’ll end up in Brazil.
14) Make whopee with your partner.
15) Nap. Catch up on your sleep debt.
16) Look at pictures of kittens and puppies on the internet.
17) Avoid surgery.
18) Stay inside. It’s still raining.
19) Contemplate the infinite while looking at the ceiling.
20) Call Carl La Fong. It’s been such a long time and he’d love to hear from you.
21) Call home. This is especially easy when you’re home.
22) Read a book while taking a bath.
23) Pretend to book a flight to Madagascar.
24) Make a machine that says, “Repeat,” over and over to any automated online menus.
25) Before going to bed, look out the window and say, “If wonder if it’ll rain tomorrow.”
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Sometimes it gets a bit much.
– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Losing his liberty and the freedom of his people to Julius Caesar was one thing, but when people mispell gall as Gaul, King Vercingetorix, King of the Gauls gets hopping mad.
– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
My extrovert double
I’m stepping out! I’m going to walk around the block. This is the first time since I went to the hospital to have my gall bladder removed, that I am going outside, wearing street clothes, and moving along under my own power.
Baby steps sure, but still steps.
– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
My family’s favorite brand of freedom
I love refried beans. They’re part of my heritage, my family’s culinary history, and an essential ingredients in the world’s greatest cuisine – Mexican. So you can imagine I’m picky about refried beans. They should not include jalapeno peppers. Nothing wrong about jalapenos, but are we such savages, that we cannot add our own fresh jalapenos to the beans? Are we to be denied the freedom to decide the exact, proper amount, perhaps none that day, to our refried beans?
GIVE ME LIBERTY TO ADD MY OWN JAPENOS OR GIVE ME DEATH.
(Not as exhilirating as John Patrick Henry’s famous slogan, but you get the idea.)
So, you can imagine my horror and outrage when the two major supermarkets only had refried beans with jalapenos. I had to order plain refried beans from Amazon. Yes, Amazon was freedom’s last line of defense.
Write your senator, gather your arms, and take to the streets. The apocalypse is at hand.
– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
My stunt double looking sad
Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I’d rather be here than remain in the hospital.
– Paul De Lancey
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