Posts Tagged With: you need to see

You Need to See a Spa Massage and a Fish

Posted on October 8, 2024 by pauldelancey

Today was a tough day, full of stress. Despite your best intentions, many more things went wrong than right. Your muscles have knotted up something fierce. You ache all over. You want company, but only if it’s quiet. And after your masseuse puts things right, you’ll be hungry. And you’ll yearn for lemon piccata fish. As who would not?

‘You need to see a spa message with a fish next to a head.

You need to see #42

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Setting Sun

Posted on June 5, 2024 by pauldelancey

Today was a tough day, full of stress. Despite your best intentions, many more things went wrong than right. You desperately need to relax. You need to see a setting Sun.

You need to see #41

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Motorcycle That Looks Like a Grasshopper

Posted on May 31, 2024 by pauldelancey

Face it, life imposes all sorts of restraints on us. Such as picking up our litter, not running red lights, or shooting someone. Most people are against murder. Just say no. So restraining from killing people is not much of a hardship. But other restrictions such as speed limits where there’s no traffic, or the guff you get nowadays when you want to put two spaces at the end of the sentence, seem harder to bear.

So, why voluntarily impose rules on ourselves?

Why closet your innermosts desires or joys?

Why ride a motorcycle that looks like the traditional motorcycle?

Ride a chopper that says, “This is me, at last this is me. I love it.”

Ride a motorcycle that looks like a grasshopper.

Live large.

You need to see #40

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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You Need to See a Decadent Chocolate Cake

Posted on May 25, 2024 by pauldelancey

We’ve all had moments when we shouldn’t eat chocolate cake; probably when we’re on a diet. Then there are times when we are too sick to eat anything but the blandest foods, or even anything at all. Our ailing bodies simply won’t let us. “There will be consequences,” they warn.

Yet eventually the tyranny of the simplest foods will eventually pass. Eating will get easier, better. Courage, my friends, you’ll soon be devouring tasty, decadent food. And here it is:

You need to see #39

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Happy Boy

Posted on April 25, 2024 by pauldelancey

Life can be hard. Things go wrong. Frequently. It can get to the point where we anticipate some sort of disaster lurking around every corner.

But sometimes around the bend there’s something that will grow our shrivelled hearts.

Like this boy who seems to say, “Look at me, I’ll share my happiness with you.”

You need to see #38

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See A Mama Elephant and Her Baby Running

Posted on April 19, 2024 by pauldelancey

Life can be hard. Life can be stressful. The world can be way too peoply. We want to chuck our cares away and run free in wide open spaces. But we can’t. But others can, like this momma elephant and her baby elephant in Africa. Go, elephants, go. Run for joy for all of back here. Wee hee!

You need to see #37

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Pomegranate

Posted on December 22, 2023 by pauldelancey

Sometimes you gotta do and see something, but not for the usual big reasons. Sometimes you need to up and see things just ‘cuz.

And here it is, a pomegranate. Just ‘cuz.

You need to see #36

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See Little Kids Going Back to School

Posted on December 14, 2023 by pauldelancey

You get overwhelmed. You get crabby. You see nothing in the big picture to relieve the gloom in your future.

You need to take a step back. You need to look at the present. You need to look at the little picture.

Specifically, a picture of little kids going back to school.

Ponder their adorable little faces. Seeing these children brightens the future oh so much.

Your heart while not quite soaring like a hawk, flits here and there like a butterfly.

You are no longer in your future. You are in a happy now.

You need to see #35

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Smiling Corgi

Posted on November 10, 2023 by pauldelancey

Life can be stressful. You fumbled a lot of things people needed you to do. You worry that they’ll think the worse of you.

You need to take a step back. You need to think a happy thought. Perhaps you’re too overwhelmed to do even that. You need some help, some seed idea to get back to serenity.

Smiling corgi wants to help. Look, it’s smiling at you. Take this image with you. Now don’t you feel a bit better already?

You need to see #34

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano

Posted on September 29, 2023 by pauldelancey

We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we want to know that Father Christmas will be happy enough to fly all around the world next Christmas Eve, bringing presents to each and everyone of us. His presents make us very happy. So, we should all see Santa play piano all next week at the Stardust Ballroom in Paducah, Kentucky. Besides, he plays quite well.

Santa Claus plays the Stardust Ballroom, October 1 – 7

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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