Tesla(tm) truck or a door stop?
A door stop doesn’t move in the cold and would prevent a door from opening.
A Tesla(tm) truck doesn’t work in the cold and would keep a door from opening.
They look quite similar. Can you tell them apart?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I feel Angry Man’s pain.
Angry Man #28
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
It’s been that kind of day.
Angry Man #27
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Ravioli punch hid for a long time
Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting.
1) Woke up. Good start to the day.
2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet.
3) Had a glazed doughnut for breakfast.
4) Showered again. There’s always time for cleanliness.
5) Dressed again and didn’t even go outside to the peoply world.
6) Wrestled with finances again for a long time. The storm clouds gathered.
7) Did something. My mind’s mush from the day’s wrestling matches.
8) Started to pause and reflect. Realized I didn’t have time, so I stopped.
9) Looked for well over an hour looking for my ravioli punch. I had to take out all sorts of kitchen untensils out of the drawers and put them back. Hurt my pack from all this bending down and squatting and then getting up again.
10) Found my ravioli punch. It transpired that it was in the box with the pasta machine. I put the punch there because it was the most logical place for it to be. If there’s something like logic in the spirit world, tell it that I’m not happy with it.
11) Made ravioli. It’s a highly repetitive process that requires a fair amount of concentration. I also made ravioli sauce.
12) The ravioli turned out well, thank goodness.
13) Flour got all over me and the table.
14) Ate ravioli in minutes. Thank goodness, it was tasty.
15) Revised my ravioli recipe again. Although, I think it’s a keeper this time.
16) Briefly thought about estimating the total cost of ingredients and ravioli gizmos and the total time needed to get to the point where I am happy with my ravioli. However, my mind utterly recoiled at the thought. I’ll never again question the price of restaurant ravioli
17) Cleaned up a bit. Hooray, a native is cleaning up the rest of the mess.
18) I’m really in the mood for some murder mysteries.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Is it because we are never quite clever enough?
No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives our witty thoughts and bon mots completely from our mind.
If only there were a word to describe this phenomenon. It’s time to correct this oversight.
TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
memewipe
Awesome entry #30
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I managed to rip off half of big-toenail while reshelving my books. It’s not easy, but I managed it. Then I went to an exercise class. The big toe didn’t like it.
Somehow, the day took a wrong turn.
So, another short post.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Vera unveils the specifics of her health plan.
Vera the Virus #5, 12/29/2023
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor.
Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Dear Readers,
I wish peace, prosperity, and all the best for you.
Iggy piggy poo
Emperor La Fong’s favorite castle
It’s easy! Simply share this blog to a few people and you will be given absolute power over some tiny nation. But wait, there’s more. The size of your dominion increases with the number of shares. What are you waiting for? Share now and rule.
“I shared this blog only twice and now I’m the Emperor of Liechtenstein.”
— Carl La Fong
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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