We’ve all done this. Perhaps it’s in our genes. Perhaps the urge buy more than we planned was in our makeup way back to the very first living organism, the paracimmonium.
Awesome entry #22
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The struggle is eternal.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
We all need luggage when travelling. But a good piece of luggage can be expensive. It can even run you a million bucks as this good soul found to her dismay. Fortunately, she found herself a million-dollar discount. Huzzah! This brought the price down to $0.00. Free. And that’s cheaper than a $50 suitcase with no rebate. There’s a lesson here for all of us.
See the picture to the right for details. Though honestly, I can’t see much interest in any $1,000,000 travel kit. But that might just be me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
People keep asking me, for no apparent reason, how to win a woman’s heart.
This is an easy one. I can’t figure why there are so many books on the subject.
So, how would I a woo a woman?
Simple, cook for her. A well-cooked meal will make a woman’s heart flutter.
Continue to prepare her dinners fit for the gods. She will love you devotedly all your life.
And oh, as my Grandma Anna used to say, “An outstanding chef will leave the kitchen as clean at the end as when he started.”
So if you clean up as you go, your everlasting love will be the greatest of all time. Just like Romeo and Juliet.
But they both killed themselves. Oh well, maybe you should make a little mess. Or just eat out.
Bother.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Part of the Hail Mary part of the rosary is as follows:
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death.
I really thought for a bit that those lines went as below. The “now and then” misinterpretation changes the meaning a bit. I my defense, my misunderstanding has Mary praying for us more often.
Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
No full-blown blog today. Today has been physically tiring and emotionally draining.
You’ll have to behave yourself in my absence.
metaphorical me
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Flat Earthers walk among us. They claim, of course, that the Earth is flat. But what sort of flat shape do they assert our planet to be? Is it a rectangular disc? A oval one? Or even a flat doughnut with a hole in the middle? Do we eat doughnts to symbolically eat our home? This discussion is important if we don’t walk off the Earth’s edges? I do hope Earth isn’t a flat doughnut. We might fall into our planet’s doughnut hole! We’d drop forever!
Anyway, here are three leading theories for the Earth disc.
rectangle oval doughnut
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
We are so proud of ourselves. We finally wrote down every last item we wanted, only to forget that piece of paper. Augh!
But we don’t have a word to describe this behavior.
It’s high time to correct this oversight.
TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
loralist
Awesome entry #18
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Why is humanity so mired in mediocrity? Why do we not post better blogs?
Because we erase ideas from our brains from lack of writing them down or simply forgetting them as soon as their thought up.
But we don’t have a word to describe this behavior.
It’s high time to correct this oversight.
TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
eride
Awesome entry #17
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Consider all the things that infuriate you every day. Does the present lot of politicians ever propose anything to help end such frustration?
They do not.
America clearly needs me to be its president. Right away.
If elected, I will . . .
If elected #2
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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