My stunt double
1) Wake up rested.
2) Go the entire day without a headache.
3) Feel bursts of energy.
4) Feel a burst of energy.
5) Go the entire day without a backache.
6) Go any length of time without a headache.
7) Go any length of time without a backache.
8) Be able to read easily.
9) For any length of time. (Not only are my eyes nearsighted, but they don’t work together well.)
10) Keep calm when someone says mean things. I just can’t shrug it off.
11) Accepted serenely the comment, “Don’t get upset.”
12) Go an entire day without dropping things.
13) Do simple manual tasks quickly and easily. Buttoning a shirt can take minutes. (Possibly from neurological problems.)
14) Go the entire day without feeling depressed, about my health, the future of American democracy, the world and just ‘cuz.
15) Not cough. I manage to generate lots of phlegm, perhaps because I have allergies or perhaps just because I’m me.
15) Go the entire without losing my cool because of 1) to 15) and because I’m somewhat Asberger.
Some days I can handle life. Some days I can’t.
I’m sorry that this post isn’t funny at all.
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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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