Posts Tagged With: Lutheran

Exciting Supermarkets

Posted on December 5, 2023 by pauldelancey

You might think that supermarkets only carry food, but you’d be oh so wrong.

You might believe that they stock only food and vitamins, but you’d be wrong.

Warmer, but still wrong.

If you haven’t looked in all the aisles in your local supermarket, you might be missing the following exciting product.

It has MACA! And it’s vegetarian!

It’s really nice to know that the cannabis movement is finally providing weed to horny goats. Soon, all goats will be able to purchase weed openly.

Oh my!

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Brace Yourselves, Introverts #3

Posted on December 1, 2023 by pauldelancey

Introverts creed #3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Wine & Waffles

Posted on November 29, 2023 by pauldelancey

We all love going here.

Especially, waffle-loving oenologists.

Expert sommeliers are on hand to pair wines with your waffles’ toppings.

“You’ll never forget your first wine and waffle.”  – Gourmet Diners

Gourmet Diners, November Issue

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Brace Yourselves, Introverts – 2

Posted on November 28, 2023 by pauldelancey

I feel this way.

Introverts creed #2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Angie the Angry Avocado on Coming to Dinner

Posted on November 27, 2023 by pauldelancey

This riles Angie.

Angry avocado #5

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Robert’s River Restaurant

Posted on November 26, 2023 by pauldelancey

Come dine at Robert’s River Restaurant, the only restaurant that travels to you!

Next year, not so far away, it will be traveling down the Mississippi River.

Check ww.RobertsRiverRestaurant/MississippiRiverTour2024.com for schedule and updates.

Robert’s River Restaurant

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Brace Yourselves Introverts

Posted on November 25, 2023 by pauldelancey

I feel this way.

Introverts’ Creed

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Yoga on Dress Casual Pajamas

Posted on November 24, 2023 by pauldelancey

Yoga Instructor #9

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Misheard Lyrics of Selena Gomez

Posted on November 20, 2023 by pauldelancey

The superb  Selena Gomez had a big hit with great song “Good for you.”
The true lyrics include:

“I’m on my 14 carats
I’m 14 carat
Doing it up like Midas,”

I, however, heard:

“I’m on my farting carrots
I’m farting carrot
Doing it up, like my ass.”

Ms. Gomez certainly seemed to be rather earthy. She also showed herself to be rather proud of her stupendous, carrot-spawned, public farts.

Okay. Then given the exciting, alternative lyrics, the rest of the song seem to continue this rather curious vein. Oh well, each to her own taste.

But hey, I’m not too proud to admit I misheard the lyrics. Can you tell I use subtitles when I watch TV?

Misheard lyrics #15

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Bitas

Posted on November 15, 2023 by pauldelancey

Why is it so to hard to get anywhere on time? Because it takes so long just to get out the door. Why is it so difficult to leave?

If only there were a word to describe this phenomenon. It’s time to correct this oversight.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

bitas

Awesome entry #28

See Awesome entry: final exit.

 

­– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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