Posts Tagged With: good food

The Standard for Ultimate Greatness

How do we know if something is the best thing in the last 100 years?

Simple:

Is it the greatest thing since sliced bread?

No other comparisons matter.

The ultimate measure of greatness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Misheard Lyrics of Patsy Cline

The great Patsy Cline had a big hit with the excellent song,  “Walkin’ After Midnight.”

Now doesn’t her word “me” sound like “bee.” I have questions.

Why is Patsy looking for a bee after midnight? I mean, bees are not noctural. She’ll find no bees in the dark. She’d have more luck in the daytime.

Why is she so worried about one bee? Is this the biblical parable about the shepherd searching for his one missing sheep, but this time with a beekeeper and a bee?

Is she an apianphile? It’s astounding how seldomly that words enters common conversation.

Does she name her bees? If so, what does she call the other bees? Like Bee 1, Bee 2, Bee 3, etc.

Even if she finds a bee flitting about after midnight, how does she know it’s the missing Bee 17 and not some feral bee?

 

Mishear lyrics #10

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Mindfull

Awesome entry #24

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Wanda Wunder Wonders About Watermelons

An eternal question.

Wanda Wunder #34

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

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Recipe Failure Haiku

Cooking is often the thing keeps me busy and providesme  a refuge from a bewildering world. Alas, the last few days in the kitchen have not gone well.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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There Is No I in Team

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Exactly How I Want It

and wrapped and bagged. Is that ok?

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Yoga Instructor On AD and BC

Yoga Instructor #8

­– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See a Lion Taking a Sunbath

Life can be stressful. Demands on your time prove overwhelming. Perhaps you’ve been given impossible must-complete-or-else projects. Maybe you’re just plain worn out reestabling dominance over the other alpha males wanting to take over your harem. Whatever the case, you need to chill out. And what better way than contemplating a lion taking a sunbath.

You need to see #32

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Death By Paper Cuts

Definition #2

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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