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When I Sang and Danced on Stage

The play, You’re a Big Man, Charlie Brown sold out so many performaces in 1967. It did so well that my fifth-grade teacher felt inspired to produce the play for Santa Anita Elementary. There were two shows. Each show had a completely different cast. The teacher, Mr. Schneider, cast me for the role of Snoopy.

Playing Snoopy required the actor to sing and dance.

1) I could not sing. I still cannot sing. I am tone deaf, well mostly.

2) I could not dance. I still have enormous problems moving my feet in time to the beat.

3) However, I could memorize lines and could be counted on to deliver them in front of an audience of parents and school kids.

But that was enough then to garner the coveted role of Snoopy.

Since, musical parts have been distressingly few and far between.

Life is hard. I flamed out early.

Even so, I still get dreams where I find myself on stage without ever being given my lines.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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My Favorite Serious TV Shows – Part Five

Serious Man Watches Serious Shows

This is the fifth installment of my favorite, serious TV shows. I’m probably forgetting some great shows. Some I never saw.

Agatha Christie’s Marple
Beyond Paradise
Dangerous Assignment
Death in Paradise*+
Doctor Blake’s Mysteries
Elementary*
Great Courses (Really great lecture series)
Johnny Carson+
Late Night+
Madame Blanc
Mr. Selfridge
Pie in the Sky
Queens of Africa
Shakespeare and Hathaway
Sister Boniface*+
Storyteller*+
Tales of Para Handy+
Time Team+ (Easily the best archeology show. Okay, okay, not much competition, but it’s good.)
Vera

* = I wish there were an unlimited episodes for these shows
+ = Primarily serious, these shows have a strong element of humor as well.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Presidential Resume – 2022

 

I might just run for president in 2024. The American electorate has the right to know if the presidential candidate for the Bacon & Chocolate Party has the experience to run this great nation.

 

MY PRESIDENTIAL EXPERIENCE

Class President, 5th grade, Santa Anita Elementary School, Arcadia, California, 1967 – 1968

Ran for President of the United States – 2012

Ran for President of the United States – 2016 (This one really rankles. I was not certified as the winner despite carrying all but 50 states and D.C..

Ran for President of Venezuela in 2014.

Familiarity with Congress. I took a guided tour in 1980.

Finance. I’m not in debt. America has never had a recession while I’ve been president.

I’ve been to all 50 states.

Foreign Affairs. I’ve been to Asia, Europe, Australia, and the Caribbean without causing a single diplomatic incident. No, not one.

I can make mincemeat pies

 

There, I do have experience.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D., Commander in Chief

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Favorite Serious TV Shows – Part 3

Serious man watching a serious show

Here is the third installment of my favorite, serious TV shows. I’m probably forgetting some great shows. Some I never saw.

Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1984-85)
Band of Brothers
Bomb Girls
Cheyenne
*Cisco Kid
Combat
Cosmos
Dora the Explorer
Elementary
Frankie Drake Mysteries
French Chef
Have Gun, Will Travel
Last Detectuve
Miss Fisher’s Mysteries
Murdoch Mysteries
Pacific, The
Perry Mason
Rise of Empires: Ottoman
Roots
Rose and Maloney
Sharpe
Shogun
Time Tunel
*Top Gear (2002 – 2014)
Virginian
Winds of War
Yancy Derringer

* = Primarily serious, these shows have a strong element of humor as well.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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