Welcome, Vera.
Vera the Virus #1
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Simply squeeze
Sometimes humanity does great things such as landing a man on the moon, building the Panama Canal, or making laptops. These projects helped us all immensely and caused us to swell with pride.
Then there’s squeezable peanut butter. I mean, how hard is it to scoop peanut butter and spread it on a slice of bread? The simple amoeba could almost do it. All we’d have to do is make a knife small enough for it to grasp.
As of press time, aircraft carriers, necessary for our national defense, still cost a pretty penny. So, we don’t build many of them. Machines vital to the success of surgeries remain in short supply.
Why?
Because we’re devoting much of our brain power and funds to making spreadable peanut butter. So, nations will compete for scarcer and scarcer non-PB resources. Tensions will rise. Armies will mobilize.
Run for the hills, the Peanut Butter Armageddon is coming.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Pluto. Looks like a malt ball, doesn’t it?
1) Woke up.
2) Got up. Go me!
3) Worked on finances.
4) Showered.
5) Got dressed. The day is still early. Go me.
6) Went to the discount supermarket.
7) Got the things I needed.
8) Looked for targets of opportunity, also known as sales.
9) Put things away.
10) Organized the racks of canned drinks. Did you know that if you knock a fizzy drink to the floor, if can explode? Fizz goes everywhere, mostly onto the floor. However, a powerful jet made its way into my eye. Fortunately, thank goodness, that spray hit only the white of my eye. Even so, the pain was intense. But only for two seconds. Whew! And whew again. Thank goodness.
11) Caught up on people’s lives on Facebook(tm).
12) Made a shrimp cocktail
13) Contemplated the inequities in the 1648 Treaty of Westphalia.
8) Worked on a Thursday, New York Times(tm) crossword puzzle.
9) Read from Mary’s Land, a wonderful novel and designated bathtub book.
10) Finished fizzy bath.
11) Checked in Pluto. Resentment still festers about its demotion from planetary status. Right now, Pluto’s sadness dominates its anger. But if that changes, watch out! There’s nothing worse than an angry dwarf planet. I think I managed to talk Pluto down. It says, “Hi.”
12) Made hot dogs.
13) Finally got around to writing this blog. I had almost forgotten. Egad.
17) Sent my weekly condolences to Pluto for losing its full planetary status.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The superb Anna Kendick sings the great song “Cups,” aka “When I’m Gone,” in the excellent movie Pitch Perfect.
The true lyrics include:
“You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my talk, oh”
But didn’t you hear?
“You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my taco”
I mean who wouldn’t hear “taco?”
“Talk, oh” sounds exactly like “taco.” It does! It really does. And why not? The tasty taco is the world’s greatest food.
Eating something other than a taco is like cheating on your true love. So, is it any wonder that the incredible Ms. Kendrick sings about the divine taco? Is it any wonder we miss a woman with a taco?
Misheard Lyrics #16
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Will now burn for at least another week
Busy, busy day. I’m exhausted.
1) Woke up.
2) Got up. Go me!
3) Worked on finances.
4) Caught up on people’s lives on Facebook(tm).
5) Toasted a pastrami, turkey meat, and provolone sandwich.
6) Cleaned up.
7) Contemplated the infinite. This takes a while.
8) Worked on a Thursday, New York Times(tm) crossword puzzle.
9) Read from Mary’s Land, a wonderful novel and designated bathtub book.
10) Finished bath.
11) Dressed. Go me. Contemplated going outside.
12) Didn’t. Decided it was too peoply outside.
13) Checked the fuel reserves of the Sun.
14) They were a bit low. I added a wheelbarrow full of wood to it.
15) We will have another week of sunlight before I have to top off the Sun Again.
16) Writing and publishing this blog.
17) Sent my weekly condolences to Pluto for losing its full planetary status.
18) Pluto says, “Hi.”
19) Will make tacos for the natives after I post this.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Introverts creed #3
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
We all love going here.
Especially, waffle-loving oenologists.
Expert sommeliers are on hand to pair wines with your waffles’ toppings.
“You’ll never forget your first wine and waffle.” – Gourmet Diners
Gourmet Diners, November Issue
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I feel this way.
Introverts creed #2
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
This riles Angie.
Angry avocado #5
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Come dine at Robert’s River Restaurant, the only restaurant that travels to you!
Next year, not so far away, it will be traveling down the Mississippi River.
Check ww.RobertsRiverRestaurant/MississippiRiverTour2024.com for schedule and updates.
Robert’s River Restaurant
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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