– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Schrodinger #3
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Storm hero
Fires can cause untold devastation. Sometimes the only way to stop them is to start counterfires. The counter fires eliminate all burnable vegetation in a strip of land (BVSL). When the raging inferno reaches the BVSL, there’s nothing left to burn. The conflagration dies out.
If only we could stop gale force winds in the same way.
In fact, the National Weather Service (NWS) has a plan. Simply put, it will deploy its Synchronized Counter Farters (SCFs) to all severe storm fronts. Legions of SCFs will be airlifted en masse to a spot just in front of the approaching gale. CFs will then gorge themselves on buckets of beans. At a signal from the fart coordinater (FC) the SCFs will, as one, point their butts at the approaching wind tsumani and let rip. The resulting butt gale should stop cold the storm gale.
This approach is, as of press time, untested, but the National Weather Service holds out high hopes for its success. It does, however caution residents and storm chasers to carry nose plugs until the fart odor dissipates.
By the way, the American Bean Growers Association (ABGA) heartily endorses this plan.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I generally was a well behaved child and I tried to be so at my Grandma’s house. But even mostly behaved children sometimes get rambunctious. In times like these, my grandma would give me the following bit of wisdom. And by the way, I never found out what good trouble was.
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Are there many bands more exciting than the magnficent Cars?
There invigorating songs place us smack firmly into a world of pleasing possibilities. They make us want to go ahead. Every time.
Well, no.
Only if you hear the correct lyrics.
The song “Let’s Go” foretold good times The true lyrics include:
I don’t want to hold her down
Don’t want to break her crown
When she says, “Let’s go”
“I like the nightlife, baby”
She says, “I like the nightlife, baby”
She says, “Let’s go”
And now the misheard lyrics which kinda change the meaning:”
Misheard lyrics #23
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The epic Minnie Mouse Latch project continues. Besides providing a valuable exercise in making my eyes work together, something they don’t like to do with things that are up close, this exercise yields other saluatory benefits. The foremost of these benefits is drawing the people of this great nation together in kindness and understanding.
How so? Latch hooking calms me down. I have not taken to the streets to foment revolution. Can you imagine the carnage? Best to keep me occupied, And what of brotherly love? A smiling Minnie Mouse. It simply is impossible to harbor hatred to anyone when the image of Minnie Mouse remains firmly implanted in your brain. By following my Minnie Mouse project, the American people can track the inevitable march to serenity. Loving and helping each other will follow as certainly as day follows night.
Anyway, here’s a hint of what love and serenity will look like.
Minnie Mouse – 10/24/24
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Desk Cat is Very Wise.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Yoga instructor #15
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
The amazing saga of the Minnie Mouse Latch project continues. There is a little extra excitement associated with this project, though. The company that sold this kit, put down the color grid on the mesh at a slight angle. Usually if the side of the square I’m working is red, I use a bit of red yarn. However, the color on the side of the square is sometimes half red and half black. In these cases, I have to make an executive decision. These choices are fraught with concern. If I pick the color unwisely, will the fabric of the time-space continuum be rent in twain? Will our Earth leave its orbit and spiral into the Sun?
So far, no.
Anyway, here’s what it looks like.
Minnie Mouse – 10/13/24
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