Posts Tagged With: murders

Yoga Instructor on Men’s Vanity

Posted on April 14, 2024 by pauldelancey

Yoga Instructor knows that super inflammatory comments about a man’s appearance is who’s hitting on you can escalate to a dangerous  situation. So instead of telling the relentless oaf, “Hell no, you look like cat ick,” be like Yoga Instructor and say,

Yoga Instructor #10

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Vera the Virus Has a Headache

Posted on April 11, 2024 by pauldelancey

Poor Vera is not feeling well.

 

Vera the Virus #7, 4/11/2024

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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What I Did Today

Posted on April 9, 2024 by pauldelancey

I got a standing ovation!

I got up and contemplated the infinite; it’s quite complex.

After that I showered and dressed.

I went to one of my exercise classes. Helped a friend I had to hurry with my shopping for I am in the Berlin Circus. Rushed to the airport. I did my act. The crowd gave me a standing ovation. That made me very happy.

Flew back from Germany. Made an appointment for physical therapy. (Ongoing issue, I did not injure myself at the circus.) I cooked beef and bean burritos for dinner. Now, I am taking it easy. Whew.

I hope you behaved yourself when I was out of the country.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

 

 

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Phrase – Etch a Sketch Memory

Posted on April 8, 2024 by pauldelancey

How many times has this happened to you? You committed something to memory because it was important. Just moments later, it’s forgotten. A painstakingly created mental portrait gone like that. What shook loose that memory from its resident brain cell? Nothing really, just like your elaborate pictures made with Etch A Sketch(tm.)

These events bring us to

TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE

ETCH A SKETCH MEMORY

Awesome entry #35

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Wanda Wunder Wonders About Conspiracy Theorists

Posted on April 5, 2024 by pauldelancey

And can they possibly ever utter a sentence doesn’t contain the word “they?”

Wanda Wunder #39

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Wanda Wunder Wonders About Mnemonic Devices

Posted on March 28, 2024 by pauldelancey

Wanda Wunder #38

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Remembering the Postal Codes for the “M” States

Posted on March 27, 2024 by pauldelancey

There are too many states that start with the letter M. How are we to recall them all? How the heck do we remember the two-letter postal codes for the bazillion states? We’re going crazy. Help us mail our letters.

I’m glad you asked. See below for a surefire and best way to remember all this information.

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Angie the Angry Avocado on Coming to My Front Door

Posted on March 24, 2024 by pauldelancey

Angry avocado #6

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Sofa of Doom

Posted on March 19, 2024 by pauldelancey

How many times has this happened to you? You laid down, or even sat  down, on a sofa only to find it is the most confortable, the most soothing sofa of the world. You’d like to get up to finish some tasks, to make food, or to go out with friends. But just as the sirens or lorelei of myths beckoned travelers to the dooms, the enchanting cushions draw you into them. You try to escape but the happy serenity emanating from the beguiling sofa will never permit you to leave.

And this brings us to

TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE

sofa of doom

Awesome entry #32

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Angry Man Rants About Missing Instructions

Posted on March 18, 2024 by pauldelancey

I feel for Angry Man

Angry Man #31

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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