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Fitness and Doughnuts

Who likes to stay fit? We all do!

Who loves a doughnut? We all do! They’re yummy.

Who wants to stay fit and eat doughnuts? Me! Me! Me! Me!

Is that possible? Yes it is at Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts.

Our culinary physical fitness trainers will craft you a regimen that will burn off exactly the number of calories you’d gain by eating your favorite doughnut.

And we give you the doughnut.

So come now to Dave’s Discipline and Doughnuts. Your buff, doughnut-filled body awaits.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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What We All Really Want

Keeping fit with Doughnut Toss

We all want to eat doughnuts all day long and never gain a pound.

But that’s impossible, you say.

Until now!

Because of Doughnut TossTM.

Yes, buy Doughnut Toss. It comes with a starter set of six doughnuts.

How do I play?

Just stand twelve feet away and throw a doughnut at your fellow player. If she catches it, she gets to eat it. If he drops or misses the doughnut, he has to toss the doughnut back to you. Keep throwing doughnuts until they’re all eaten. You can almost feel the calories burning off. The player who eats the most doughnuts, wins. It’s that simple.

You want to play again and again. So, be sure to stock up on official Doughnut Toss replacement packs. (Comes in sizes of six or twelve.)

Doughnut Toss, making fitness tasty!

You betcha.

 

Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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