Every one should have goals. Otherwise, how can we improve ourselves? Here are my resolutions for the new year.
- Never eat lutefisk.
- Never eat mushrooms.
- Nap only when I’m asleep.
- Understand my new cell phone.
- Take advantage of the amazing healing properties of tacos.
- Kill no one blocking the aisles in a supermarket with their cart.
- Double my Slovenian vocabulary.
- Understand my new cell phone.
- Lose weight, gain weight, or stay the same.
- Avoid fomenting revolution.
- Do better on Dancing With the StarsTM or at least no worse.
- Understand my new cell phone.
- Read books.
- Not get angry at other drivers. This will entail baby steps. I will start from the inside of my home and work my way up to the road.
- Make a recipe from Croatia.
- Understand my new cell phone.
- Conduct more gravitational experiments. No, no, not the same thing as dropping things. Not the same thing at all.
- Become one with a bubble bath.
- Master tiramisu.
- Understand my new cell phone.
- Watch the last season of “How I Met Your Mother.” It’s good to see things through. Builds character.
- Write in complete sentences.
- Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cut in half diagonally.
- Understand my new cell phone.
Wish me luck.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Good luck! 🙂
Thank you. I’m dedicated to achieving most of them.
Always good to keep some for next year… 🙂
Thank you.
It’s so important to get things rolling with an easily-achievable goal (re: lutefisk). Continued success in the new year!
I will not fail! 🙂
When you master tiramisu, let me know, because I WANT SOME!! 😀
PS; I’m glad you don’t like mushrooms, because that leaves more for me! 😀
Thank you for eating them. 🙂
I might wait until in law leaves.