1 onion (1/2 more used later)
1 1/2 pounds ground beef
1 pound ground pork (or pork sausage)
1 tablespoon German mustard or deli mustard
6 tablespoons bread crumbs
1/4 teaspoon caraway seeds
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 tablespoon parsley
1/4 teaspoon salt
8 Kaiser rolls
8 leaves lettuce
Mince 1 onion. Slice 1/2 onion into rings. Thoroughly combine minced onion, beef, pork, eggs, mustard, bread crumbs, caraway, nutmeg, pepper, parsley, and salt in mixing bowl with hands. Contemplate the infinite while doing so.
Make 8 large meatballs with hands. Flatten them slightly to make thick patties. Fry patties in pan at medium heat for about 5 minutes on each side or until sides begin to brown. While patties are cooking slice 1/2 onion. Sauté onion slices in burger drippings until golden brown. (The onion rings, not you for goodness sakes.) Toast Kaiser rolls. (Hail, Kaiser rolls.)
Assemble the burger with: roll, patty, lettuce, and sautéed onion slices.
1) The German word Kaiser means emperor and derives from Julius Caesar’s last name.
2) Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon River in 49 B.C. starting a vicious round of civil wars that brought down the Roman Republic for good. Republics were pretty much non-existent round the world after that except in Iceland until the American Revolution in 1775.
3) Future despots though loved what Julius had done, conquering Gaul, overthrowing the Republic, and all that. So much so, they took his last name as their own or even taking the title of Caesar.
5) We see this trend in modern time. KleenexTM became so popular that all facial tissues are often known as KleenexTM.
6) Caesar also gave his name to Caesar’s salad. Blood on his hands sure, but his salad is truly tasty.
7) So if you want to achieve culinary immortality, conquer Gaul or some other country and set up your dictatorship or monarchy.
8) I have to go. I need to sneeze into my KleenexTM.
– Chef Paul
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