Posts Tagged With: thriller

Misheard Lyrics of the Cars – 2

Are there many bands more exciting than the magnficent Cars?

There invigorating songs place us smack firmly into a world of pleasing possibilities. They make us want to go ahead. Every time.

Well, no.

Only if you hear the correct lyrics.

The song “Let’s Go” foretold good times The true lyrics include:

I don’t want to hold her down
Don’t want to break her crown
When she says, “Let’s go”
“I like the nightlife, baby”
She says, “I like the nightlife, baby”
She says, “Let’s go”

And now the misheard lyrics which kinda change the meaning:”

Misheard lyrics #23

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Desk Cat Says

Desk Cat is Very Wise.

 

 

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Inigo Montoya on Trafic Etiquette

I feel Inigo Montoya’s pain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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The Law of Formatting

I came up with the following law after many,  many mano-a-mano bouts with formatting software.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Grandma’s Wisdom – Useful

I miss my Swedish grandma very much. She was kind and very attentive. The following is something she used to say.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Minnie Mouse Latch Hook Project – Part 1

I finished my Charlie Brown latch hook project, but with illnesses, doctor visits, and plate tectonics I’ve delayed starting a new project.

But no longer.

But first, two days I brought the mounted Charlie Brown(tm) latch hook to the crafts class. A librarian saw me holding it and took a picture. My project and I will be in a forthcoming county newsletter. Two other crafters took pictures as well. It all made me feel special and I was dearly needing a pick me up.

I’m taking over a friend’s barely started latch hook of Minnie Mouse(tm). It’s a little harder as the thread is somewhat thicker,

Anyway, here is my start.

Minnie Mouse – 10/04/2024

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Earl Grey Shea Butter Soap

EARL GREY SHEA BUTTER SOAP

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INGREDIENTS
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2 pounds shea butter base
1 teaspoon bergamot essential oil
½ teaspoon lemongrass essential oil
½ teaspoon orange essential oil
2 tea bags Earl Grey(tm) tea
isopropyl alcohol
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Makes 10½ bars. 1″ wide. Takes 3½ hours.
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SPECIAL UTENSILS
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soap mold
spray bottle
soap slicer (optional)
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PREPARATION
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Cut shea butter base into 1″ cubes. Add shea butter to 2 large glass measuring cups. Melt base in 30 second intervals. Stir after every time. Add essential oils. Let sit for 20 minutes. (This inhibits Earl Grey tea from settling to the bottom of the soap mold..) Add Earl Grey tea. Mix with knife until well blended.
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Spray silicon mold with isopropyl alcohol. Pour melted soap into soap mold. If desired, lightly spray bubbles with isopropyl alcohol to make them disappear. Let soap sit for 3 hours. Use soap slicer to cut soap into slices 1″ wide.
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TIDBITS
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1) Earl Grey tea is named after the second Earl Grey. Bummer for the first earl. Anyway, the second Earl Grey was a British prime minister. He helped pass the Durham University Act. His reward? That college got named Grey College. The third earl did little of interest to us. Although, rumors persist that went undefeated in Parcheesi. The fourth earl served at Governor General of Canada in 1909. The Canadian Football League name its championship trophy after him, the Grey Cup. Clearly for about a century, this was a happening family
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2) But so was the La Fong family. Harry La Fong invented the stackable balloon cube. Can you imagine a party without a tsunami of little kids screaming through La Fong’s StackablesTM?  but it was Carl La Fong’s film career that really put Hollywood’s film making on the cinematic map. You might have thought that the inability to memorize lines would have stopped cold any acting career. But the owner, Earl Zane Grey, of FlautasTM Studios noticed La Fong’s calming effect on movie making, So, Earl Grey, hired La Fong. Whenever actors addressed characters who couldn’t be seen, they’d be speaking to the off-stage La Fong. Thus Carl La Fong became the quintessential Man Off Stage for decades to come. He even has a star on Hollywood Boulevard.
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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Printers Are Evil

All it did was work all the time

Well they are. Somehow, a while back, they achieved consciousness and developed an instant and ferocious hatred of us.

Today’s onslaught of printer malevolence: Taking one hour to print one page.

Time to bring back the 1941 Royal typewriter.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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What I Did and Didn’t Do Today

My quarterback stunt double

I went to physical therapy today to get the muscles in my lower back and legs stretched. Indeed, I am making progress despite spectacular fall in the kitchen last night.

My tight muscles, tendons, thingies are, no doubt, I did not start as quarterback for ANY NFL team last weekend. And my prospects for playing this weekend are fading rapidly.

But I shall perservere. Soon you will, Paul “TD Man” De Lancey leading a lucky team to the Super Bowl. Go, Paul, go!

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Start for Possible New Novel

HARALD THE AXE MURDERER
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Harald, the axe murderer, harbored a dark secret. No, it wasn’t that he was an introvert, although he did find the world a little peoply. However Harald, being a rather focused and proactive sort did all he could to bring that annoyance to manageable proportions.
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No, I don’t yet know his dark secret. I only learned of his existence about a half hour ago while making pasta for dinner. I can tell you, though, that I used penne pasta, Italian seasoning, garlic-pepper salt, Fontina cheese, Roma tomatoes, and onion.
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Perhaps I will eventually tell you about the workings of Harald’s mind in similar detail. But as of now, no. We’ve just met and we haven’t learned to trust each other. Also, he wields an axe expertly and I can place a fire breathing dragon in the bathroom when he gets up at 3 am to pee.
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And now, on to his adventures, we don’t want to keep him waiting.
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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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