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Great News

It’s healthy

Yay! I have been worrying about my heart since something was spotted while beening prepped for my gall-bladder surgery last July. Some tests and monitoring later,  I found out that I have perfectly healthy heart. Yay!

and one more yay!

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Honda, State Farm, and Citywide Auto Glass

Three days ago, a tiny rock hit the windshield of my Honda 2023 HRV. This caused a crack that spread half-way across the windshield in less than one day. My wife and I went to the local Honda dealership and asked them to fix it. They did not. They said they could reorder the part. But there wouldn’t even be an approximate date for delivery. I asked what did that mean. Could it take two weeks to get the part? A month? More? I was told yes to all three.

I asked why I should ever buy Honda again.
Because everyone else is as bad as they are.
Now, there’s a slogan for you.

I said that the crack would soon be road illegal, that I had multiple doctor appointments coming up, including minor surgery. How was I supossed to go to all these appointments with an unsafe car? They basically said the same thing as I wrote in the first paragraph of this blog, but that I could call Honda National and asked for an expedited delivery, which would arrive in fewer days, although the actual number was still uncertain. Oh, and they blamed it all on supply disruptions, which I’m guessing for them started with the onset of Covid in 2020. How could they not have restored their supply lines in four years?!

I asked the dealership why they were doing nothing to help. They said they had, for they had given me a number to call.
Would they call  their National Line for me?
No.

So we went to State Farm, our insurance company. My wife called the claims department. I asked if they could help get me a replacement windshield. Although they didn’t have to do so, they called a recommended company. Then I discussed what had been said on the phone call. My wife was still talking to claims. The man whom I had been talking to said since I was still there, he’d call the glass repair company again and ask more questions. (The company would replace the windshield at our home.) My wife said she was still trying to find out if the check for the insurance claim would be paid to Honda or to us. A woman in the office said that she knew that the check would be written to us.

Hooray for State Farm.

We called Citywide Auto Glass when we got home. They would indeed replace our windshield the next day between 1 and 5pm. Would they be using a Honda windshield? Yes they would? How could they get a windshield so quick? They got it from a local Honda dealership. How could they find a dealership that had one? They called around. Why couldn’t my local Honda and Honda national find this same windshield? Those Hondas wouldn’t call around. Would I void my warranty by having Citywide Auto Glass repair my windshield? No, Honda didn’t do this type of repair, they farmed out the work to companies like Citywide Auto Glass. The cost for the repair job was about $300 fewer than if Honda “had” fixed it. Yay, Citywide Auto Glass.

I’d also like to point out the lane sensor for my HRV is so often wrong, especially on mountain roads. Then there is the sensor for nearby cars on the sides. I was going up an onramp for a freeway. This onramp had almost no lead onto the freeway. There was a semi coming up on my left. This is, of course, exciting. The thing to do is speed up as fas as you can, as there is the side of the overpass on the right, and then move to the shoulder to the right. However, the Honda car sensor, sensed the semi and turned the wheels sharply to the right. If I had not successfully fought the change of the direction, I would have crashed into the side of the bridge and quite possibly. flipped over the railing and plunged down onto the road below. I have deactivated all their safety sensors and will never buy Honda again.

Well two companies will get my future business.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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The Great Latch Hook Project – Part 10

Yesterday, I finished the Great Latch Hook Project. I started around the beginning of the year. It took 8,740 hooks. I went through major delays from May to now, due to Covid and surgery. But now, it’s mounted in a frame. I persevered.

Go me.

Great Latch Hook Project #10 – 8/21/24

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Day

My stunt double

This will be a short post. I had yet another doctor’s appointment today. Traffic was bad. I got quite lost. Good thing I left with plenty of time. This time the visit was for my ear canal that got severely blocked during Covid. The good news is the surgery for the ear seems less likely. The bad news is that the hearing in my ear has gone downhill. I think Covid affected my taste a bit. At any rate, it’s been a struggle since the end of April and I’m more than a bit worn down. I feel like I’m standing up to big waves on the beach.

Sorry, this post wasn’t funny.

 

– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.

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My Good Day

My stunt double

Woke up. Feel out of bed.

Number Two Son announced he passed the last two tests necessary to get a CPA. Huzzah! I am so proud.

Did finances.

Did errands. Made my first long drive since having surgery. Go me.

Went to my arts and crafts class which was also a baby shower. The mom to be was so pleased that so many people showed up and that she received so many nice gifts.

I finished the Charlie Brown latch-hook project that I started some six months back. Go me.

Made the long drive back.

Good day.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Day Today

I made corned beef and a strawberry smoothie. These aren’t big things, but it was the first time since surgery that I felt up to doing them. I also went for a short walk. Go me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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My Angel of Mercy

I’ve been quite depressed because of non-stop health problems, including Covid and surgery.

Then a sweetheart, an angel of mercy, lifted my spirits by sending me this thoughtful gift. By the way, the gift is so me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Life Tips – What to do on a Rainy Day

1)  Stay inside.

2) Or go outside, if you prefer. I’m not going to be dogmatic or controlling.

3) If you opt for option 2), please use an umbrella or drive with the windows up.

4) Look out the window to see if it’s still raining.

5) If it is, say, “Look, it’s raining.”

6) Wait for people in the room to say, “Yes, sure is.”

7) Binge watch TV.

8) Play Risk(tm).

9) Learn quantum physics. It’s difficult, but it can be done.

10) Take up painting.

11) Take up latch hooking.

12) Contemplate the turning points in Carl La Fong’s life.

13) Conjugate your Portuguese verbs. Don’t let this slide. You’ll never know when you’ll end up in Brazil.

14) Make whopee with your partner.

15) Nap. Catch up on your sleep debt.

16) Look at pictures of kittens and puppies on the internet.

17) Avoid surgery.

18) Stay inside. It’s still raining.

19) Contemplate the infinite while looking at the ceiling.

20) Call Carl La Fong. It’s been such a long time and he’d love to hear from you.

21) Call home. This is especially easy when you’re home.

22) Read a book while taking a bath.

23) Pretend to book a flight to Madagascar.

24) Make a machine that says, “Repeat,” over and over to any automated online menus.

25) Before going to bed, look out the window and say, “If wonder if it’ll rain tomorrow.”

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Venturing Out Into the World

My extrovert double

I’m stepping out!  I’m going to walk around the block. This is the first time since I went to the hospital to have my gall bladder  removed, that I am going outside, wearing street clothes, and moving along under my own power.

Baby steps sure, but still steps.

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Angie the Angry Avocado on Restaurant Conversations

Angie the Angry Avocado #4

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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