Posts Tagged With: Lutheran

Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys

Posted on June 15, 2023 by pauldelancey

Whew! I almost forgot about blogging tonight as I was making Boston Brown Bread and watching Harvard Beats Yale 29-29.

Anyway, did any of you ever thoink the Beach Boys sang “ape” instead of “ace” in the song “Fun, Fun, Fun.” Didn’t it change the meaning of the song just a bit? You bet.

See what I mean? Quite honestly, I don’t see a second date in this man’s future.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

Categories: misheard | Tags: ace, ape, Beach Boys, Boston Brown Bread, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, Fun Fun Fun, Harvard, Lutheran, misheard, misheard lyrics, murders, recipes, thriller, Yale | 1 Comment

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Soxportation

Posted on June 14, 2023 by pauldelancey

All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now there has been word to describe it.

It’s high time to correct this oversight.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

Soxportation

Awesome entry #12

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

Categories: Paul's Awesome Dictionay | Tags: awesome, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, dictionary, English, Lutheran, murders, NASA, Paul's, Paul's Awesome English Dictionary, socks, soxportation, transportation, washers | Leave a comment

Behave Yourselves

Posted on June 12, 2023 by pauldelancey

Avoid this

I’ve been busy all day: making soap, balancing the checking account, reading, checking up on friends, and cooking up a storm. Time to relax.

So this blog is short. Behave yourself while I gone. Don’t push the Earth out of its orbit and send it spiralling into the Son.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

Categories: lifestyle | Tags: checkbook, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, cooking, Earth, good food, Lutheran, reading, recipes, relax, Sun | Leave a comment

Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word, Leveltripping

Posted on June 5, 2023 by pauldelancey

Most people only trip when their feet hit something they didn’t notice, such as a curb or a brick. Many folks might trip while walking uphill or downhill. Fewer people than that trip when their shoes encounter something smaller such a Leggo(tm) piece or a small stone. Then there is my tribe, the leveltrippers.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

Leveltrippers

Awesome entry #8

Categories: Paul's Awesome Dictionay | Tags: awesome word, Buckingham Palance, Chef Paul, Comic Chef, cookbook, feet, King Charles, level tripping, Lutheran, murders, Paul R. De Lancey, Paul's Awesome English Dictionary, recipes, thriller, trip | Leave a comment

Danger Stalks This Blog

Posted on June 2, 2023 by pauldelancey

I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. I barely outran them, Thank goodness, the pachyderms would pause to eat the peanuts I threw at them. I almost died! Oh my goodness! Exclamation points abound!!! If I had died, this blog would never been posted. The blogging streak would have ended. Being trampled to death, I wouldn’t have had the heart to start a new streak.

I know the cynics out there are saying, “Pish, you made this up, Paul. There are no stampeding elephants in Poway, my fair city, California.

Well look at the photo below.