Preach, yoga instructor, preach.
Yoga instructor #18
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I preserve my potatoes by wrapping them in a paper towel and putting them in a Twinkies(tm) box which sits on top of the refrigerator.
Where do you keep your potatoes?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
May you have the best holidays ever. May 2025 be the most wonderful year ever. May you coexist with all relatives and colleagues. May your favorite food go down in price. May it only rain and snow when you’re indoors. May nobody block the aisles with their shopping carts. May traffic be astoundingly light whenever you need to drive. May lutefisk be outlawed. May every day be Taco Day.May you feel my love for you.
Here’s a Christmas card of my brother and I from 30 years ago. 🙂 As you can see, I improvised an improvement.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only will you get through; you’ll also feel proud about yourself. Go get ’em, Tiger!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Now there’s:
Hee, hee, I’m so mature.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
For too long people have turned up their noses at farters, even putting distance between themselves and the sonorous tooters. Unfeeling oafs have even given farters names reeking of distain, such as Farty Barty, Stinky Blinky, Mel the Smell, Jean the Bean, Bart the Fart,and so on.
Well such a world view stinks. And its short sighted. Now take a deep breath, relax, and savor the powerful benefits of the rectal blast.
Yes, it’s time to tap the Amazing Healing Properties of Farts.
1) Farting is good for you as it expels toxins.
2) Farting is good for you as your toxic-laden toots gets your nemesis off your ass for a while.
3) Farting is good for you as it helps you lose weight. After all, even the humble fart has mass.
4) Farting is good for you as it releases pressure building in your intestines. Do you really want to be in a crowded theater only to cry out, “Ow, ow, ow, I feel such pain in my abdomen. Such, such pain. If only I could release the pressure with a powerful fart.”
5) Farting is good for you if you’ve fallen face down on super smooth ice. As every action yields an opposite and equal reaction, a goodly barrage of farts will propel you to edge of your frozen lake.
6) Farting is good for you. People who can fart “The Stripper” can always find jobs in gentlemen’s clubs.
7) Farting is good for you. The CIA always searches for people to fart coded messages.
8) Farting is good for you. A vigorous fart bombardment will get you to the head of the line in no time.
9) Farting is good for you. If you’re too shy to say “no,” the non-verbal fart will always convey your response.
10) Farting is good for you. Enough counter farts will repel a tornado.
11) Farting is good for you. Your farts can mask a worse odor.
Well, those are all the benefits that come to nose. Please list any other properties you’ve sniffed out.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I saw this car sticker while walking around the clock and it gladdened me enormously.
It also pleases me to say, “Moo,” whenever I see a cow. I just that sort of guy.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did.
But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. I used my renowned telepathic powers to contact the space spheroid. I said that it couldn’t eat our planet as Earth teemed with people and animals. Doing so would be incompatible with its vegan principles. The exoplanet agreed and changed course, missing us altogether. Still it was a near-run thing and we’d all be planet food if I had not had that large class of milk before retiring.
Later I woke picked up a friend. I went to a doctor to get a heart monitor, then we went to a dentist where she spent two hours in a dentist’s chair.
And here we are.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
Dealing with people can be hard for us. The following comment is one reason why:
“Stop freaking out so much.”
Strange so say. we don’t like things upsetting us so easily. Gee, if we could stay calm all the time, we would. This comment is particularly distressing when coming from loved ones, friends, and others who have known us for decades and really should know that the same events will always shatter our emotional balance.
To show you what it feels like, here’s some back-at-you Useless, Uncaring Hateful Advice:
“Manage your money better.”
“Don’t be so horrible at math.”
Here’s a thought; help the person with the problem or just plain not make it worse.
Thank you.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
This will be a short post as I was busier than a spreadsheeter who had six hours of data entry disappear with the presentation due in five hours. I did save the Earth yesterday, so that’s something.
P.S. Does anyone know where to find wild-boar meat? Thanks.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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