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An Algorithm I’d Really Like to See

Posted on November 1, 2021 by pauldelancey

Facebook(tm) uses all sorts of algorithms to determine whose posts we get to see and what types are allowed. These algorithms often vary with what its legions of users wish to view. If only we could have an algorithm that would make everyone happy.

I’m glad you spoke up. I am proud to present to you the world famous Al Gore Rhythm Bard. Here it is, performing on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.

Al Gore (left), Carl La Fong (right)
The Al Gore Rhythm Band

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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You Need to See Cuddling Parrots

Posted on September 28, 2021 by pauldelancey

I had a tough day today. Adulting proved more difficult than usual. I needed to see two parrots cuddling. The internet did not disappoint me. See the picture just below. I am happier. I hope you are happier too.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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You Need to See Kittens at Play

Posted on September 25, 2021 by pauldelancey

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. A stressed out, dull boy. A crabby, stressed out, dull boy. A strong candidate for a heart attack or stroke, crabby, stressed out, dull boy. Doctors pretty much agree that strokes or heart attacks are a bad thing. They’ll tell you to reduce your stress right away. How?

Well, one of the best ways to calm yourself is to pet a kitten or just watch them. But suppose you’re chained to your desk, finishing a knotty project with a rapidly approaching project. Your tyrannical boss is not going to take kindly to you unleashing a litter of frenetic kittens at the office. What to do? Copy the picture in this post to your screen saver. Just looking at this picture, from time to time, will by itself lower your blood pressure. And when your supervisor saunters slyly by, simply tap any key and the kittens will disappear.

You’ll be happier. You’ll be healthier. Download this picture. Do it now.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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You Need to See a Comfort Tiger

Posted on September 8, 2021 by pauldelancey

Life can be hard. Adulting can take you down. Many times you need sympathy, understanding, and care. When the discord and noise of your lives triggers depression, you require the silent comfort of an understanding soul.

You need a comfort tiger.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.