I recently went to Safari Park. I had thought that Jambo had been by various police forces on the East Coast, he had lived a clean life out here in Southern California. I had even chatted briefly with him. He likes cooking, baseball, and avoids politics. So okay.
But now his dodgy ways have contaminated the pristine life of San Diego County. So much so that there’s a sign just for him at the entrance to San Diego’s Safari Park. As you can see in the photo below.
It says, “Jambo!”
“Please Stop At The Toll Booth.”
Jambo has been warned.
The photographer has been fired
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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