Bacon & Chocolate

State Of The Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

My wife is going to vote for Bacon-And-Chocolate in November. Our number of committed voters has thus gone up at an infinite rate. Take that, President Obama and Romney. Sources close to me believe that I am going to vote for B&C as well. Join the Bacon-And-Chocolate Stream Roller.

Our lineup so far:

President: Paul De Lancey
Vice President: Daphne Anne Humphrey
Treasury: Andrea Isom
State: Karina De Lancey

The standards are high. You must ask for the position or at least express some transitory interest.

Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose except by defeat.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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State Of The Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

Great news! Interest in our Bacon-And-Chocolate Party continues to surge. Bad news. Instead of contributing to our party, people content themselves with eating bacon and chocolate.

Good news, we are almost on the ballot in all fifty states and D.C.. We only fall short of being on the ballots by the merest of margins, the required number of signatures.

Campaign war chest: $0.00. Good news: your campaign contribution will buy so much more influence than the same amount would with the Republican or Democratic party.

Call out for people willing to gather signatures. Hard work will be rewarded out of the campaign war chest.

Our cause is tasty. We cannot lose.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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The Media Circus AroundThe Bacon-And-Chocolate Party

New Hope For America: The Birth Of The Bacon And Chocolate Party 

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May 28, 2012 – You might have missed it if you only watch mainstream media, Fox, or other media, but just a few days ago, Paul De Lancey, a rumor in his own 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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From The Bacon-And-Chocolate Manifesto

‎”Sometimes the lessening of stress upon one’s life by eating something bad overpowers the ill effects of eating the bad food.”

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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I Declare My Candidacy For The President Of The United States

Deeply hurt by President Obama’s continued indifference to my repeated requests, via blog and Facebook, to come to my house for dinner, I have decided to run for president as a write-in candidate. This endeavor while surely a long shot, has little chance of success.

I am running on the Bacon & Chocolate ticket. Here is my platform:

1) Subsidized chocolate doughnuts for everyone.

2) Subsidized caffeine for everyone.

There, what could be of more benefit to everyone?

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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