INSURANCE HAIKU #1
I call insurance.
I see continents drifting
While I wait, wait, wait
INSURANCE HAIKU #2
The check’s in the mail.
Your call is very important.
We’ll be right with you.
– Paul R. De Lancey
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If you think that’s bad, try dealing with a mail-order pharmacy.
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Sorry. I didn’t know. I have a friend, who has had good luck with it.
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