Posts Tagged With: meditation

Best Book Ever – Coming Soon

Award-winning author Carl La Fong dazzles us again with his latest self-help book, Serenity Through Tacos and Meditation. After all who doesn’t love tacos? Nobody. And meditation is so easy. You don’t even need glasses.

Learn serenity through his ten easy lessons.

Soon you’ll be chanting:

“I am the taco.
“I am meditation.
“I am the Serenity Emperor.
“Ohm.”

And who doesn’t want to be the Serenity Emperor? Buy Mr. La Fong’s book and become his Most Serene Highness. You’ll be glad you did.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days

Is this you?

Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you?

Do you routinely get booted out of libraries?

Are you banned from meditation centers?

Does your spouse wear earplugs around the house?

Do you get shushed in bowling alleys?

Well, you’re too freaking LOUD.

What to do? I’m glad you asked.

Take Dr. De Lancey’s course, Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days. Results guaranteed,

Do it for their ears. Do it now.

Dr. Paul De Lancey
Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days

 

“My husband and I took Dr. De Lancey’s course, Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days and now we can’t hear each other. Our marriage has never been better. Thank  you, Dr. De Lancey.”
– Ms. Hurd in Washington, D.C.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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