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Honda, State Farm, and Citywide Auto Glass

Three days ago, a tiny rock hit the windshield of my Honda 2023 HRV. This caused a crack that spread half-way across the windshield in less than one day. My wife and I went to the local Honda dealership and asked them to fix it. They did not. They said they could reorder the part. But there wouldn’t even be an approximate date for delivery. I asked what did that mean. Could it take two weeks to get the part? A month? More? I was told yes to all three.

I asked why I should ever buy Honda again.
Because everyone else is as bad as they are.
Now, there’s a slogan for you.

I said that the crack would soon be road illegal, that I had multiple doctor appointments coming up, including minor surgery. How was I supossed to go to all these appointments with an unsafe car? They basically said the same thing as I wrote in the first paragraph of this blog, but that I could call Honda National and asked for an expedited delivery, which would arrive in fewer days, although the actual number was still uncertain. Oh, and they blamed it all on supply disruptions, which I’m guessing for them started with the onset of Covid in 2020. How could they not have restored their supply lines in four years?!

I asked the dealership why they were doing nothing to help. They said they had, for they had given me a number to call.
Would they call  their National Line for me?
No.

So we went to State Farm, our insurance company. My wife called the claims department. I asked if they could help get me a replacement windshield. Although they didn’t have to do so, they called a recommended company. Then I discussed what had been said on the phone call. My wife was still talking to claims. The man whom I had been talking to said since I was still there, he’d call the glass repair company again and ask more questions. (The company would replace the windshield at our home.) My wife said she was still trying to find out if the check for the insurance claim would be paid to Honda or to us. A woman in the office said that she knew that the check would be written to us.

Hooray for State Farm.

We called Citywide Auto Glass when we got home. They would indeed replace our windshield the next day between 1 and 5pm. Would they be using a Honda windshield? Yes they would? How could they get a windshield so quick? They got it from a local Honda dealership. How could they find a dealership that had one? They called around. Why couldn’t my local Honda and Honda national find this same windshield? Those Hondas wouldn’t call around. Would I void my warranty by having Citywide Auto Glass repair my windshield? No, Honda didn’t do this type of repair, they farmed out the work to companies like Citywide Auto Glass. The cost for the repair job was about $300 fewer than if Honda “had” fixed it. Yay, Citywide Auto Glass.

I’d also like to point out the lane sensor for my HRV is so often wrong, especially on mountain roads. Then there is the sensor for nearby cars on the sides. I was going up an onramp for a freeway. This onramp had almost no lead onto the freeway. There was a semi coming up on my left. This is, of course, exciting. The thing to do is speed up as fas as you can, as there is the side of the overpass on the right, and then move to the shoulder to the right. However, the Honda car sensor, sensed the semi and turned the wheels sharply to the right. If I had not successfully fought the change of the direction, I would have crashed into the side of the bridge and quite possibly. flipped over the railing and plunged down onto the road below. I have deactivated all their safety sensors and will never buy Honda again.

Well two companies will get my future business.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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The Great Latch Hook Project – Part 10

Yesterday, I finished the Great Latch Hook Project. I started around the beginning of the year. It took 8,740 hooks. I went through major delays from May to now, due to Covid and surgery. But now, it’s mounted in a frame. I persevered.

Go me.

Great Latch Hook Project #10 – 8/21/24

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Day

My stunt double

This will be a short post. I had yet another doctor’s appointment today. Traffic was bad. I got quite lost. Good thing I left with plenty of time. This time the visit was for my ear canal that got severely blocked during Covid. The good news is the surgery for the ear seems less likely. The bad news is that the hearing in my ear has gone downhill. I think Covid affected my taste a bit. At any rate, it’s been a struggle since the end of April and I’m more than a bit worn down. I feel like I’m standing up to big waves on the beach.

Sorry, this post wasn’t funny.

 

– Paul De Lancey, Ph.D.

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Grape Freezer Jam

American Breakfast

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GRAPE FREEZER JAM

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INGREDIENTS
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2 cups fresh, crushed grapes (about 1 pound whole)*
3½ tablespoons lemon juice
4 cups sugar
¾ cup water
6 tablespoons or 1.75-ounce box fruit pectin powder)
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SPECIAL UTENSILS
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potato masher or food processor
5 * 1-cup hot, sterilized Mason jars (They really must be hot and newly sterilized.)
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Makes 5-cups. Takes 1 hour plus 1-to-2 hours to set.
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PREPARATION* – (Assuming, as is likely, you can’t find crushed grapes to buy)
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Cut grapes in half. Remove stems and seeds from grapes. Smash grape halves with potato masher until thoroughly crushed. (Or add bits to food processor. Pulse processor until thoroughly crushed, but not yet pureed. Some grape bits should remain.)
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Add grape and lemon juice to large mixing bowl. Mix with fork until well blended. Add sugar. Mix with whisk until sugar dissolves completely. (Undissolved sugar makes the jam grainy.)
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Add water and pectin to small pan. Bring to boil using heat. Stir constantly. Boil for 1 minute, stirring constantly. Pour boiling water over grape/sugar mix. Stir constantly for 3 minutes. The mixture should start to jell and thicken.
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Pour grape mixture into Mason jars. Leave ½” gap at the top. Stir until grape bits and juice gel and blend. Cover and let stand for 1-to-2 hours or until set. (Not longer than 12 hours.) If desired, serve some immediately. Store the rest in the refrigerator for 3 weeks or in the freezer for up to 1 year.
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TIDBITS
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1) Sorry, this tidbit isn’t funny. But I am quite proud that I wrote this recipe and then made it. This is my first recipe since getting Covid, a severe ear infection, and surgery back to back to back.
2) Okay, I have space for a joke. Q: How many 1-cup Mason jars filled with grape jam does it take to change a light bulb? A: 122, but it’s far safer to use a step ladder. Ha, ha, ha!
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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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My Angel of Mercy

I’ve been quite depressed because of non-stop health problems, including Covid and surgery.

Then a sweetheart, an angel of mercy, lifted my spirits by sending me this thoughtful gift. By the way, the gift is so me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Shouldn’t this be standard – In Medical Testing

I was twice misdiagnosed as not having Covid. For two weeks. Because the first two urgent cares wouldn’t test for Covid. When I had a sever cold. When I was coughing up lots of phlegm. I had no temperature, so I couldn’t have cough. So, I had Covid for three weeks instead of one. At my worst, I coughed up big gobs of green phlegm about every fifteen minutes. For 72 hours straight. No real sleep. Just a few minutes of light for about eight minutes between coughing fits. Grr.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

­My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

 

 

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My Productive Day

Me during Covid days.

I was productive all day. No anti-productivity at all. Nor even non-productivity, e.g, napping.

This great deed doesn’t happen all that often. Indeed, this accomplishment is especially heartening to me as it’s my first really good day since I got COVID six-or-seven weeks ago.

Go me.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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The Great Latch Hook Project – Part 9

Today, I latch hooked for the first time since May 3. I had been laid low with a nasty case of Covid. I felt fatigued for a few weeks after that. But today, I felt okay. Yay.

I’m back. I have resumed eye therapy and physical therapy. I’m starting to walk more. And I’ve taken up cooking meals again. Woot.

I even solved a future tax problem.

Watch out, world. I’m back.*

* = Ok, I would also like to get most of my hearing back, but the trend is good.

Anyway, I’ve done 104 out of 113 rows. Here is the work so far.

6/09/2024, Latch hook #9

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Giving “War and Peace” to Viruses and Bacteria

I hate viruses and bacteria. They gave me Covid. This is in clear contravention of the tacit treaty that I don’t attack them and they don’t attack me.

Yet here we are, I’ve been as a sick as a dog and am taking forever to get better.

The gloves are off. I shall be using my brain to get back at them.

I shall shrink billions and billions of copies of War and Peace to molecular size. I shall put these tiny books into pills, just like we do with antibiotics.

Covid19s are voracious readers, they’ve just never given the chance to ready anything. (Clearly, this is a great, untapped market for the major publishing houses.)

Anyway, I call tell you that War and Peace is tremendously hard to plow all the way through,

Imagine then, how hard it would be and how long it take for the Corona19 virus to read that lengthy novel. Prima facie evidence suggests our brain is much bigger than that of the evil virus. Take this simple test: Look in a mirror. You can see your head at first glance. Assume your brain is surrounded by an inch of skull. Logic then dictates your brain must be inches long in all directions. Consider the virus. You can’t see it with the unaided eye. You can’t even see it with that Mr. Professor microscope you gave your five-year old for Christmas. No, you need a super-duper microscope used by the biggest-research facilities.

So, the virus must be incredibly tiny. Only part of the virus is reserved for its brain. Then take away the virus’ skull from that and you’re left with a really itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny virus brain. A brain that small must make reading War and Peace a frightfully slow slog for Joe Virus.

Now here’s the genius of my plan. No virus, or bacterium for that matter, is going to live long enough to finish War and Peace. Indeed, it will be so busy trying to read the great Russian novel, that it won’t find anybody to infect in its short lifetime. Infections will drop to zero. Viruses already in a human host will be too engrossed to further attack any more human cells. The human host will stage a rapid recovery.

Thus, by this literary assault, Covid19 will disappear overnight. We just need to print and miniaturize billions, if not trillions of copies of War and Peace. They need not be first editions, any printing will do.

I see a Nobel Prize in my future.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Hurricane Hilary Thoughts From Poway, California

1. I’m glad that Hurricane Hilary wasn’t at all terrifying in Poway, CA.

2. It’s prudent to make precautionary measures in advance of a hurricane.

3. Not driving during a huricane is prudent. So is making plans to stay inside. Closing your windows to keep your carpets and furniture from being soaked from possible rain that comes down in sheets.

3A. However, it is prudent to drive away from your home if you live in valley subject to flash floods.

4. Buying up all the toilet paper, water, and canned food goods the day before the expected hurricane is just plain hysteria. Did none of you read about the expected severity of the hurricane? Did you look at any forecasts? Well did you? Did you think ravioli, cleanly wiped butts, and water were all that stood between you and a looming Southern California apocalypse?

5.  Full disclosure here. Yesterday, I was at the supermarket gathering fresh ingredients for the tonight’s homemade ravioli. Also, I completely ran out of distilled water for my CPAP machine during the height of the COVID crisis. All drinking water was bought up. None left. All distilled water disappeared from the shelves. I woke up one morning with no distilled water for my CPAP machine.(Fortunately, a friend of a friend 30 miles away scored some for me. If I can’t run my CPAP machine, I will get much less sleep and the sleep I will get is much shallower. And there is always a small, if unknown, chance that I could simply stop breathing without the CPAP. So, I am incredibly dismissive and angry toward panic buyers.

6.  You can follow the path and severity of the hurricane by television, radio, and internet. They are quite good at that, really.

7. The hurricane was not bad at all in Poway. Honestly, I went through many much worse rains in Wisconsin.

8. What did I do today? I stayed inside and worked on getting better at making homemade ravioli.

9. News alert: The wind just knocked down a neighbor’s garbage can. Not to worry, Poway will rebuild.

10. I want to thank all of you who worried about me today. I realize that conditions here are often not clear thousands, or even hundreds, of miles away. I feel quite humbled and touched by your concern.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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